Phil Pantalone

[Phil Pantalone @ppantalone]

Steelers last night. Penn State tonight. Man football is just so much fun. I like how we have to work hard for every two yards and for them it’s just #2EZ

[Phil Pantalone @ppantalone]

I’m just so sad. I hate sports :-/

[Carnegie Mellon University @CarnegieMellon]

That background looks familiar 👀

[Phil Pantalone @ppantalone]

It’s been about a year since my last tweet, but just wanted to pop on here and say I think about Slime Soccer often

[Phil Pantalone @ppantalone]

@Delta hey Delta. Are you guys hiring? Looks like these girls are ready to hit the sky

[Phil Pantalone @ppantalone]

@CamHeyward @NotJustFootball I’m all in baby. Would love to come to the game with my brother

[Phil Pantalone @ppantalone]

Trying to describe the logistics of Last Action Hero to a 9 year old is a lot harder than you’d think @Schwarzenegger

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

We hit so many home runs that we ran out of fireworks.

We're being serious.

[Phil Pantalone @ppantalone]

But also I think some in my house would argue that I am in fact still one 🤷‍♂️

[Phil Pantalone @ppantalone]

My youngest just came up to me and asked “when was the last day you were a kid” and that stung

[Phil Pantalone @ppantalone]

@BrownMamba88 Yet here we are again TJ…

[Tone Digs @ToneDigz]

THERE GOES OUR HERO

[Phil Pantalone @ppantalone]

Godspeed to all the moms and dads out there tonight

[Phil Pantalone @ppantalone]

A portion of our built-in lights on our fake Christmas tree are out. What’s the move?

[Phil Pantalone @ppantalone]

Advent Calendar Q - are we opening box #1 since it’s the first of December OR we opening box #24 since it’s 24 days till Christmas @askjeeves

[Phil Pantalone @ppantalone]

Is Pizza Hut buffet still a thing?

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

RETWEET THIS for a chance to win both baseballs signed by your 2023 All-Stars, Mitch Keller and David Bednar!

[Phil Pantalone @ppantalone]

Inject these #Succession cast BTS videos into my veins