Porky Parry Quotes

The best quotes from porky.

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Jacob “What were you known as before you were Porky”

Porky “I was a phenomenon!”
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“I love cooking pork pies and you say that doesn’t take much but it’s not just heating them in the oven, you’ve got to do them properly and serve them with Heinz tomato sauce” #lifeonplanetporky
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[Mike Parry @mikeparry8]

Hi FOLKS, you may have noticed that @thetwomikes has recently been changed to @ThoughtPoliceXX
I have no affiliation with this account! You may wish to unsubscribe (or report the account if you feel that you're being duped). I love my Flock

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Classic porky

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Another great clip from @TheTwoMikes

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Playing Trivial Pursuit tonight and felt like porky, the questions were gerrymandered

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Porky having a breakdown during a porky quiz and MG laughing his head off

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Gutted to learn that not only have they parted ways but their old shows aren’t on soundcloud any more. Here’s a classic clip

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Another old one, the two Mikes laying into each other. “Stupid boy!” @TheTwoMikes @Iromg @mikeparry8

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MP: I’ve now started eating fish n chips without the chips! @TheTwoMikes

[Pensive Porky @Pensive_Porky]

“But then again, a lot of these gyms have frosted windows so you can only see the bottom bits...” @Iromg @PorkyTheLegend @rogerisation @Team_Porky @pparryquotes

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“I went to Aberystwyth once but it was closed”

[Pensive Porky @Pensive_Porky]

“No one would want to poison me because I’m universally liked” @Iromg @pparryquotes @Team_Porky @PorkyTheLegend @TwoMikesOTR @rogerisation @jasoncundy05 @talkSPORT

[Pensive Porky @Pensive_Porky]

“I never boast about my manliness, I think you assume it don’t you?”@Iromg @PorkyTheLegend @Team_Porky @pparryquotes @TheTwoMikes @TwoMikesOTR @rogerisation @PorkysRecipes @ZCars65 @BLOCKEDbyPARRY @PorkyTribe @Team_Porky

[Mike Parry @mikeparry8]

Strathclyde police are looking for a man who very suddenly disappeared from his house in Glasgow .. TV was still on, half-eaten meal on the table, didn't even close the door behind him .. a neighbour said he asked about directions to Leicester before jumping into his car .. 😄

[C.E.O @C_E_O_X_3]

MP: "She slapped me across the face:
MG: "Did you grope her?"
MP: "No, I asked her for a dance"
MG: "Did you grope her?"
MP: "Yes... well er... I made my intentions clear..."

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[Pensive Porky @Pensive_Porky]

“The last thing I want to see is the genitalia of a rich person...” @Team_Porky @Iromg @TwoMikesOTR @pparryquotes @PorkyTheLegend @TheTwoMikes @rogerisation @alanbrazil

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“What’s Tom’s name?” @Iromg @PorkyTheLegend @Team_Porky @pparryquotes @TwoMikesOTR @alanbrazil @pparryquotes @talkSPORT

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MP: The only people who like this sort of music are those freaks who go line dancing, walking up and down in cowboy boots and check shirts and Stetson hats!
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MG: Country and western is the most popular music in the world and is the biggest selling music in North America.
MP: Rubbish! Well, it might be in North America, in Texas and Alabamy

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MP: "Watching Doctor Zhivago I thought I was watching my own end... I mean my demise..."
MG "No - that would have been another film HA HA HA"

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MP: "I Suddenly detected I was sneezing
MG: "How did you do that?"
MP: "I was sneezing"

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“I used to speak to Peter Stringfellow when he was alive...”@Iromg @Team_Porky @TwoMikesFans @PorkyTheLegend @TwoMikesOTR @pparryquotes @MG_Cult @rogerisation