patrícia🌻

[kitty @kittyamazingtwt]

when youre 14 you deadass think youre fully capable of thinking rationally until you realize years later that you were on some bullshit 😭😭

[arty @arturiot]

pra mim um dos melhores diálogos de série dos últimos tempos é
- hiiii
- bet you are

[sammi. @fxckjijjiforfun]

i’m actually very friendly, just start the conversation first .

[cara 🍒 @getssweeter]

people who are afraid of double texting are the weakest link. if i have 8 thoughts you’re getting 8 texts

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

Nobody wants data centers everywhere. Nobody wants flying cars. Nobody wants a city on Mars. Nobody wants AI in every app. Nobody wants a robot butler. All we want is clean water, we want bees to survive, and we want a habitable planet.

[ؘ @hildsbrach]

ainda bem que existe a hipocrisia pra eu poder fazer hoje o que eu critiquei ontem

[jynx @miiagarro]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[Jaffa cakes ꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱ @marimericaa]

I feel so bad when i cant hold conversations sorry for being boring as shit😭😭😭

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

"where did your money go"
i'm either wearing it or i ate it

[Molly @mkwest1005]

why does nobody just make this fucking game instead of everyone lying their asses off

[: @_dxllz7]

Me when I couldn't do something in 10 minutes that people learn for years

[sage @belikesagee]

When that random wave of not belonging hits mid hangout

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

When I'm complaining about the job market to my parents and they say “welcome to the real world” instead of “here's a secret trust fund”

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Me after looking through my transaction history and realizing everything actually adds up and no one stole from me

[‏ً @ewedunega]

just finished a 5 minute long task I could have done a week ago

[☔ @Whotfismick]

how fast life goes by after you graduate highschool

[: @_dxllz7]

how it feels to have a job.