@mike_acton@LeenaVanD People don't realize that for the other 364 days of the year Santa is hooked up to IVs & kept in a medically-induced coma just to keep the reaper at bay.
@psychicpebble@MichaelRCusack *ties string around the base of my cock and squeezes it tight so my cock turns red and the blood flows through it* congratulations
@aizaa_25 @baerriito Provoking is gonna make it worse. The best thing to do is be boring and unresponsive. They'll find someone else to fuck with. But maybe we can have one child sacrificed annually, we can vote on it - my vote goes to the kid that managed to shit on the toilet seat
@rachelmxk @starrovinng @pissinthe0cean Accusations should be taken seriously. Victims should seek help from the justice system. If there's truth to an accusation, that's where serious offenses are presented. Not twitter. This is haphazardous and harmful to real victims. Some "victims" are vicious opportunists.