Dumbest guy you know

stupid guy who does stupid things and says even dumber things

[Dumbest guy you know @PPFiend]

drinking four lokos in the second half of my twenties got me feeling like this guy

[Dumbest guy you know @PPFiend]

@Hikaru_Shidou_ i swear weed has gotten too strong, used to be able to smoke a bowl to myself no problem, now two hits has me questioning everything about myself idk man maybe i’m just too old

[Dumbest guy you know @PPFiend]

an ex asked me to pay her phone bill you can’t make this shit up like no i will not be paying for you to talk to other dudes i’m putting that money towards a gun to blow my brains out

[Dumbest guy you know @PPFiend]

i miss my cat so much man

[Dumbest guy you know @PPFiend]

no one tells you how hard a breakup is when you had a pet together and they end up keeping the pet

[Dumbest guy you know @PPFiend]

drinking may have ruined my life but it also made it way more fun

[Dumbest guy you know @PPFiend]

alcohol is very cool 👍

[Dumbest guy you know @PPFiend]

just ate six roaches but i’m still hungry, any tips for making your roaches stretch further? should i add ants (they’re kinda like rice)

[Dumbest guy you know @PPFiend]

mf asked wood or plastic tip and i had to tell him my shit ain’t made of either what a weird question

[Dumbest guy you know @PPFiend]

shoving a lit black and mild down my tip because just smoking it aint hitting hard enough

[Dumbest guy you know @PPFiend]

on my mama i’m wiping with double totillas

[Dumbest guy you know @PPFiend]

just absolutely shitting in this chipotle bathroom (they closed hours ago)

[Dumbest guy you know @PPFiend]

@pawgfrog555 coming out of retirement to glaze this masterpiece of a tweet

[drool @dazedworm_]

i got some heineken tonight and i cant stop hearing the dude from blue velvet in the back of my head screaming this at me

[Dumbest guy you know @PPFiend]

My biggest flex is my farts sound like sound effect farts

[drool @dazedworm_]

all the men that went with bezos to space all gay now bc they went there in a dick rocket

[hubert plant emoji @postedinthecrib]

im 21 now

[Dumbest guy you know @PPFiend]

@pawgfrog555 I love u

[drool @dazedworm_]

yall ever realize making fun of people for not having a license is a little classist??

[Dumbest guy you know @PPFiend]

Mf really freaking out neighborhood

[lexaprofessional @queasy_f_bby]

wait the parkland shooter was listening to MAC DEMARCO while he did it???