drool

uhhhh i’m just a bug

[josh @joshypooper]

why is alice in chains can we help her

[soli @solisolsoli]

Postcard, 1902

[🍓 @kyworms]

so you just fucking went down to south park and had yourself a fucking time.

[sam @grrleater]

i get horny and mourn the penis i could’ve had

[v @cvbernova]

valerie done lost her mind

[Aurora Britt @Britt4rva]

It’s so interesting how many people want to apocalypse larp and talk about colapse and then I try and talk about hardening sewer systems they get bored. Like buddy the apocalypse is going to be boring as shit. It’s just spending all day fixing shit that you wished never broke.

[Mari ⟢ @nexilia_]

this is killing me

[Kivvy Cat! @KivvyCat]

Saying “Netanyahu” like Timmy turners dad says dinkleberg anytime something bad happens to me

[yuri!!! and its the star with confetti behind @yuriiiiButAStar]

ever since I was a child my dream was to become Invited to places regularly and enthusiastically

[ciel @kaizusoitchuga]

sometimes i feel like i look like this because im really retarded

[monkey spit @monkeyspiit]

Los Angeles you are so fucking beautiful

[Herman D @PoopGirl94]

Looking up gore on my nephews leapfrog tablet

[lynn @linnssins]

if trauma is stored in the hips than wtf is in the shoulders because damn.

[chad @chasedbywasps]

doctor says I ain't got a human soul. it's orangertang or some shit

[crittur @miwwmiu]

I’m a sick fuck I like some robux I like my friends much I’ll buy u a big lunch

[𐙚 @ethicalprncess]

i have a wife kink where you marry me and i am now your wife