Herman D

Sausage wife

[Herman D @PoopGirl94]

Calling my grandparents sneaker and dodo and getting violent when people question it

[Herman D @PoopGirl94]

Getting a self harm scar coverup tattoo of bing bong from inside out

[Herman D @PoopGirl94]

@BalloonFlavour Made a tweet about sexually transmitted poop and now i’m mad that somebody else thought of it. That��s my life

[Herman D @PoopGirl94]

Calling the santa tracker line and begging for someone to talk to

[Herman D @PoopGirl94]

Sending Israel propaganda to my niece on messenger kids

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Don’t mess with Texas

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Clicker training an Elvis impersonator

[Herman D @PoopGirl94]

Wearing an inflatable sumo wrestler costume to my meemee and dodo’s vow renewal ceremony

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Huffing my uncles sweaty tdick

[Herman D @PoopGirl94]

Graduating from poop school

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Pulling my son aside to tell him that babies come from poop

[Herman D @PoopGirl94]

Losing a baby tooth on my 53rd birthday

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Making my wife smash or pass the sausage party characters

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I try to cook with ground sausage very little just because I get painfully erect every time it rolls out of the package

[Herman D @PoopGirl94]

Ripping my cock off and just letting the blood drain

[Herman D @PoopGirl94]

Charlie Kirk was a diddyblud

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Getting myself banned from every Vintage Stock location

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If you ever want to have a good time just try to find as many mexican restaurants in your city that have mildly racist names

[Herman D @PoopGirl94]

I have a vivid memory of my brother showing me a picture of a baby with two penises when I was about 5