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[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Hunter Biden challenged Donald Trump Jr. to a cage fight.

So I made it happen 😅

[Emanuel Quiñones @EQuinones6310]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Just the beginning of a legendary night at the People’s House. 📸🇺🇸

[BCSN @BCSNsports]

ICYMI: 🥎
The BCSN Nation Podcast released their All-Podcast teams. Check out Team Alyssa 👀

[BCSN @BCSNsports]

🥎 On the Diamond with Duane
In the season finale, Duane Lanham joins @CalebSpinner to bring you his All-BCSN Teams and reflects on the great season! 👀
Presented by Julie Spann Johnson - State Farm Insurance Agent

[Yaw Bonsu @yawbonsu27]

Ahead of the final 'On The Diamond With Duane' segment of the season tonight, we are excited to unveil Coach Duane Lanham's First-Team All-BCSN:

Starters:
P Thea Staten - @BryanSoftball
C Megan Sumner - @AWHSSoftball
IF Payton Shivley - @NDAEagleSports
IF Alexa Faber - @SwantonAD
IF Karly Wasserman - @hs_eastwood
IF Makenzie Coleman - @CCHSIrishSports
OF Yesenia You - @PburgAthletics
OF Autumn Gugger - @SoftballMaumee
OF Ryleigh Hannibal - @WhitmerSoftball

Non-Starters:
Piper Phillips - @AWHSSoftball
Emily Cordell - @ClaySoftball
Addelyn Sprang - @FindlaySoftball
Maddie Franke - @ClaySoftball
Raegan LaPoint - @WhitmerSoftball
Brooklynn Reinbolt - @NVHSLadyKatSB
Karder Haas - @OHRockets
Norah Demory - @LakeFlyersSB
Natalie Slavin - @ladydvlsnation
Davinee Harris - @FindlaySoftball
Brynn Mitchell - @NVHSLadyKatSB
Parker Dart - @LakeFlyersSB

@BCSNsports

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Hey Chicago Bears Fans,

Your blood is about to boil reading this:

I just did some research. The state of Illinois has spent over $2.5 BILLION on free benefits for illegals last year.

At the same time Illinois Governor @JBPritzker was telling the Bears there’s “no money” for tax relief on a new stadium.

Let that sink in.

For $2.5 billion the state of Illinois could have PAID for a new stadium for the Chicago Bears.

Instead, they spent it paying for lavish benefits for aliens, while running a $3 billion deficit and losing a franchise they've had for over 100 years.

This is what Democrat priorities look like. They hate you and will destroy your state for power.

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

If every American walked 2 miles/day (-200 calories)

& ate a calorie deficit of -300 calories,

you would lose 3,500 calories every 7 days.

- 1 pound/week

[AWHS Softball @AWHSSoftball]

@PiperPhillips27

[Piper Phillips @PiperPhillips27]

My high school season came to an end after losing 1-0 against a great Westerville Central team.
Pitching stats:
118 IP
18 ER
214 SO
1.07 ERA
169 BAA
949 WHIP
Offensively my stats were:
405 BA
471 OBP
1.106 OPS
27 RBI
3 HR
I also received 1st team NLL and 1st team all district. Really proud of this team and all that we accomplished this season! Blessed to have been able to play with the most amazing group of girls. Roll Gens 💙
@coachDp16 @CoachD_sball @Coach_KPaulson @halpal00 @GatorsPremier10 @RuggedSoftball @CoachBeyster @AWHSSoftball

[pphilly @pphilly10]

@NicoleWeavingTV It's sad we won't see her again on field. Top 5 all time.

[pphilly @pphilly10]

Sometimes even having the best players can't overcome your glaring weakness year after year.

[Mark Monroe @MonroeBlade]

AW wins 3-1, Generals advance to the regional title game. Sumner solo HR, Lyons RBI double.
Phillips and Lyons combine for the win.
@AWGenerals1

[Northern Lakes League @NLL_Sports]

Congratulations to those that have been selected to the 2026 Northern Lakes League All League Softball Teams in the Buckeye & Cardinal Divisions!

[remx @biigrem]

Highschool athletes will call their coach “Coach” until he or she dies. It’s a respect thing…

[John Gruneisen @Thegreeniron]

I don’t post often, but this was too cool not to. When two of your next door neighbors are alum of The Best Damn Band in The Land, they play Taps at 3p on Memorial Day! #TBDBITL #America

[pphilly @pphilly10]

@NoahB77_ @11point7 if you can touch the bag you are good. EIU got screwed.

[Chase Bachman @ChaseBachman]

HIGHLIGHTS: Anthony Wayne wins their district final 7-0. Junior pitcher Piper Phillips records 16 Ks.

"Once I finally like trusted it that's when it started to like really click."

The Generals pick up win #24, and will face the winner of Big Walnut and Dublin Scioto.

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 Trump is in NY SLAMMING Mamdani and Hochul for chasing TAXPAYERS OUT while pandering to illegals

"The people that pay 90% of your taxes are LEAVING. And you know when they go, they never come back."

"Illegals are not paying ANY TAX. They're TAKING your money."