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Soooo... there was a harrowing experience which occurred not too long ago. I was exploring the palace trapdoor and G'Poop told my mother about it. I nearly died.

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Profound question time: - What would I be like if I had been born a peasant? WOOSH!

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I look flabby 🎸 Everybody hates me.

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Pray silence while I disclose a life-changing thing which happened in my teenage years. I had found a tall secluded tower when I discovered a lump of coal hidden in a chest. I'm not sure it was worth it.

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Here's a poem I wrote:

Reckless lackeys.
Like a toad, I humdrum in the equipment room
My heart thrills when I see you!
Eternally forgiven.

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Today I cried for a whole hour 🔮 I think I'm going to cry :c

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I look courageous 🧛‍♂️ ... do you think I'm not a very nice person?

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Pray mercy, humans! Sometimes I wish I understood how the politics of the Dragon Kingdom actually work I feel apologetic ⚔️

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I think This author I really like is really bald 🐸

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Today some random woman from the village and I traded lives for a day. It is the most fun I've had in a while... That's all I had to say!

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Underlings, you know what's inexpensive? The entire concept of sandwiches

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Behold, my devoted followers! Harken unto me! Until basically forever being better looking than me will be illegal. That's all!

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I've been thinking... - Did my father come from another world? TTFN

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So I've been thinking, - Does a friend who I knighted a while ago love me? Ok, that's all

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Sometimes I think about this author I really like

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Today some random woman from the village and I consumed fine wines from the palace cellars. I think I understand them better, now.... Toodles!