Just finished the most chaotic yet epic murder mystery at the local detective studio! Accused my bestie of murder, she roasted my alibi so hard I’m still cackling. 10/10 would hide a fake clue in my sock again!
Just saw a comic joke about my 2 AM snack habit—they said I turn my fridge into a ATM, only to take out regret, not cash. Cried laughing in the front row