Doug “Im gonna kill you Doug” Schmidt

like garbage or a piece of shit?
Iowa (call summit) white sox bears coys

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Foid dropped this banger outta nowhere #iguessbro

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Idk man I watched this team lose 121 games I don’t think you get to just pop up as a fan and pretend like you know what it’s like to lose again 121 games

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

The White Sox have the second best record in the American League (22-12) and the fourth best record in MLB since Southside Jerry was born.

[Doug “Im gonna kill you Doug” Schmidt @ppldontforget8]

Yes

[Red Raider Man🌵 @redraiderman1]

Am i the only one who finds this corny?

[Doug “Im gonna kill you Doug” Schmidt @ppldontforget8]

Devin Vassell at the buzzer

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Arsenal has ruined “football” not even gonna watch the 2nd half of the champions league

American football would never be this unethical on a big stage #cfb

[Doug “Im gonna kill you Doug” Schmidt @ppldontforget8]

PSG just sentenced us to 90 minutes of nothing FUCK YOU

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“Dear bruce… I’m going to marry Harvey dent”

[Doug “Im gonna kill you Doug” Schmidt @ppldontforget8]

Job Interview Prep Checklist
- White monster
- Somewhere I belong
- Bruce climbing out of the pit
- Jason lezak comeback to win gold
- lightning mcqueen edit
USA USA USA
plz hire me

[Doug “Im gonna kill you Doug” Schmidt @ppldontforget8]

@HawkeyeNate1980 @HawkeyeBBFan Garzas last year and the Keegan big ten champ year were both really good kenpom finishes for Iowa

[Doug “Im gonna kill you Doug” Schmidt @ppldontforget8]

May 2026 of my life

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How dude expects grok to be moving 😭

[CvshGxd23 @KayBeatZ23_SA]

@MDNnewss @grok can you do a thorough facial verification of this face. Cross-reference it to all wanted suspects that matches this face. Also try matching it to a social media profile that matches this exact face

[Doug “Im gonna kill you Doug” Schmidt @ppldontforget8]

@charlxcx A lot of the time I spend the whole movie thinking of a deep long essay and then by the end I’m lazy and write a one liner

[Doug “Im gonna kill you Doug” Schmidt @ppldontforget8]

@MoscoeDavid Why are we giving up on a top 15 pick from three years ago???

[Doug “Im gonna kill you Doug” Schmidt @ppldontforget8]

@appatl10 @WhiteSoxNow @things_sox @capone0514 He was a top 15 pick 3 years ago he needs reps to develop he should not be platooning just so we can get Randall Grichuk at bats

[Doug “Im gonna kill you Doug” Schmidt @ppldontforget8]

White Sox fans need to seriously understand as fun as this team is it is not a competing team and there’s no reason we need to platoon young guys with veterans, the kids need more reps and should get it

[Doug “Im gonna kill you Doug” Schmidt @ppldontforget8]

@JayDontFade @AnnoyedSoxFan @uncle_mafell Murakamis slugging 100 points higher than Kurtz that’s also a “pretty huge difference”

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@omar87313174 @Julian4948 We’re gonna put a top 15 pick just three years ago as a “backup infielder dh” he needs to get serious reps whether that’s at AAA or the MLB making him a platoon player would destroy his development

[Doug “Im gonna kill you Doug” Schmidt @ppldontforget8]

@Piker73 @johnrivers131 I love Keegan for his time at Iowa but “welcome addition” is tough when he’s on a 140 million dollar contract

[Doug “Im gonna kill you Doug” Schmidt @ppldontforget8]

@MiniMegal It says “white sox first basemen” not brewers but ik reading is hard

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ME (spurs fan): I DONT CARE ABOUT THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

TRUMP: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE MIDTERMS

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I thought this was the Kong skull island post credit scene

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@MarmollSZN Bold of you to assume the ball will go where Jordan hicks wants it to