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#PeopleAreSaying @realDonaldTrump can't read.

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#PeopleAreSaying @realDonaldTrump never laughs because incontinence haunts his existence.

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#PeopleAreSaying @realdonaldtrump wipes his boogers on the wall.

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#PeopleAreSaying @realDonaldTrump's mother smells like beans.

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#PeopleAreSaying @realDonaldTrump doesn't not run a child prostitution ring out of the Mar-a-Lago club.

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#PeopleAreSaying @realDonaldTrump killed and ate a man in 1994.

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#PeopleAreSaying @realDonaldTrump argues with three-year-olds.

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#PeopleAreSaying @realDonaldTrump watches Terminator to gather intel on how to get back our jobs from the machines.

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#PeopleAreSaying @realDonaldTrump skips intelligence briefings because he thinks intelligence is required to attend.

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#PeopleAreSaying @realDonaldTrump is actually a large Russian nesting doll.

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#PeopleAreSaying @realDonaldTrump told Jerry Jones he'd start Romo over Dak.

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#PeopleAreSaying @realDonaldTrump's toilet is only 14K gold.

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#PeopleAreSaying @realDonaldTrump barks at cats.

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#PeopleAreSaying @realDonaldTrump steals silverware from Waffle House.

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#PeopleAreSaying @realDonaldTrump cries himself to sleep every night because Vladimir Putin has seen his text messages but hasn't responded.

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#PeopleAreSaying @realDonaldTrump pees in his bath water.

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#PeopleAreSaying @realDonaldTrump eats one Mexican child every year as a birthday gift to himself.

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#PeopleAreSaying @realDonaldTrump keeps the bumpers up when he goes bowling.

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#PeopleAreSaying @realDonaldTrump farts into the air conditioner.

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#PeopleAreSaying @realDonaldTrump doesn't wear socks when he tries on shoes.

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#PeopleAreSaying @realDonaldTrump once swallowed a live canary.