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[Vincent Whittman @YourWeatherBoy]

"Look, Rome, I know we don’t get along but, You weren’t built in a day…"

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

microdosing pto by dissociating at work

[donovan spoon @donovanhitchens]

donating my penis to science

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

my life. or as i like to call it. the incident.

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Wanna see a trick? (Horrifies You)

[dick kickem @iShitInMyJNCOS]

You’re either cumming with me or against me

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Some fuckin twink with a sword just broke into my fortress and stole my source of ultimate power fuck my stupid chud villain life

[cait | spntor 𐚁. ݁₊ @destielism]

this happened to my good friends dean and sam winchester

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

i saw you butt ass naked in my crystal ball. i don't know why it showed me that but i thought you had a right to know

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

"Cap'n! The ship! She cannae take much more!" You don't know that. The ship's never been blown apart before, we have no idea what she can take. Besides, she's called the "Indomitable" not the "Domitable if you shoot us with a few cannons." We do appear to be sinking, though, yes.

[soph 🏹 @zabikoz]

jack off all trades masturbate to none

[riel turns 16 soon! @paleshellriel]

pervert riddler: fondle me this... 😳😳👀😏😏😏

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[hamsta @goobygirl2]

i am my worst enemy but i will defeat me soon

[Shrek @Shrek]

Well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin'

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

pussy understander so they call me cliterate

[𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐙𝐀𝐑𝐃 @swizardcore]

its not even procrastination anymore im highkey not gonna do that shit