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the worst

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Read the details of the Cornell 7 stuff and I think we should kill them probably

[bird 🐇 @oliveegger]

He was a virgin, she was formerly promiscuous,
could I make it anymore obvious

[Bush on Main @barbthebuilder_]

alex from love is blind

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

women aren't rehablitation centres for poorly raised men

[Big Brother Tea @TheBigBroTea]

Ashley thinks Alex went on Love is Blind for reasons other than to find love…and it’s like yeah duh. He’s homeless and they were literally giving him a free place to stay for like 5 weeks #loveisblind

[HutchOnline @Hutch_Online]

Ok, who at @SkyNews is in the Epstein files?

[Mitchell Byars @mitchellbyars]

Happy sixth birthday to the greatest tweet ever tweeted

[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

He wrote “end of story” on the first part of a thread lol. What an absolute dumbfuck this weirdo is.

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

“Domestic terrorist” “Nice young man”

[Netflix @netflix]

HIS & HERS

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

A lot of this, "She should have just obeyed orders" sounds a lot like, "If she had my dinner ready on time, I wouldn't have had to beat her."

[The Resonance @Partisan_12]

🇺🇸 ICE be like:

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

Viewing the video from one angle, it looks like an ICE agent murdered Renee Nicole Good in cold blood. But viewing the video from a different angle, it looks like an ICE agent murdered Renee Nicole Good in cold blood. So who's to say what really happened?

[Normal Island News @NormalIslandNws]

A woman was reversing in Asda car park today and she almost bumped into my trolley so she said "sorry". I said "that's okay", but my American friends are saying the correct response would have been to shoot her in the head three times and claim I acted in self-defence 🤷‍♀️

[basil @blis5ful]

bok choy is a hard ass name for a vegetable

[Parmita Mishra 🔬 @parmita]

me when i miss someone: "i miss you"

Bryan Johnson: 'In your absence, my white blood cells are upregulating pro-inflammatory genes IL-6 and TNF-alpha and, they're downregulating my antiviral genes. '

[Emma🩵 @missemmajv]

Absolutely loved #Ripplenetflix the best series I've seen since 'This is Us'. Anyone who has experienced, love, loss and friendship can relate to the characters and their stories,
Hopefully there will be a second series🤞#Ripple

[deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight]

wait a fucking minute is that-

[. @pppphaatt]

@jondelarroz Is this the one you beat?