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XML is like violence - if it doesn’t solve your problems, you are not using enough of it - from nokogiri ruby gem doc

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I think empty folders and empty files are two of the pivotal innovations in Rails that have encouraged us to write clean applications - DHH

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What I’m describing here is not a technical problem. It’s a matter of people getting together.. http://t.co/R3WMZsg - Kevin Dangoor

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Every time an engineer joins Google, a startup dies - Chris Dixon

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Programmers aren’t born, they’re compiled - deadapostle

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"I'm an egotistical ***, and I name all my projects after myself. First 'Linux', now 'git'" - Linus Torvalds on why the 'git' name

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Nobody really creates perfect code the first time... except me, but there is only one of me - Linus Torvalds

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“ Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand. ” - Martin Fowler

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“ Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable. ” - Ralph Johnson

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Debuggers don't remove bugs. They only show them in slow motion - Unattributed

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8 steps for Drupal 8 | Dries Buytaert http://bit.ly/8DiP1W

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Donald Knuth said, "Premature optimization is the root of all evil."

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PHP is like C with training wheels - unattributed.

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Vi is a subset of evil - Unattributed.

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Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from a rigged demonstration. - Unattributed.

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Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Arthur C. Clarke

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Like zero in mathematics, NULL is very important in programming languages - Nedumaran Rajagopal

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It works on my machine - Anonymous programmer

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In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they're not.
- Yogi Berra

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Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen - Edward V Berard