Sir Dr. Reverend Syd Huffman Esq. Jr.

“I once survived 4 days in a shitty mall parking lot extracting lifesaving nutrients from puddles and bird shit.”oh and I’m enby pronouns are they/cool hat

[Sir Dr. Reverend Syd Huffman Esq. Jr. @pr0bablyfreddy]

Tbh I kind of enjoy this. The fact the locals “complain” about me bc of how I dress

[Sir Dr. Reverend Syd Huffman Esq. Jr. @pr0bablyfreddy]

Do you think if I join @Scientology I can get an invite to Tom Cruise’s funeral? I wanna do something for Stanley Kubrick.

[Sir Dr. Reverend Syd Huffman Esq. Jr. @pr0bablyfreddy]

Well, well, well looks like you can out pizza the hut. @pizzahut

[Sir Dr. Reverend Syd Huffman Esq. Jr. @pr0bablyfreddy]

Again why I love my local-ish punk and hardcore shows. You can’t beat 7$ at the door and see 3-4 bands. It leaves merch buying money.

[erin🎁 @wallowsgarden]

ticketmaster prices so bad my whole tl is calling harry bald and greedy

[Sir Dr. Reverend Syd Huffman Esq. Jr. @pr0bablyfreddy]

@hash_ley22 I had to get one in May because a cat we adopted bit me really bad one night. Then the next day my thumb was swollen, beat red, and hurt to the slightest touch.

[Sir Dr. Reverend Syd Huffman Esq. Jr. @pr0bablyfreddy]

I still haven’t gotten over watching a coworker microwave a full subway sub, with lettuce, for 2 minutes.

[Sir Dr. Reverend Syd Huffman Esq. Jr. @pr0bablyfreddy]

The best rap lyric hands down is

“Real Gs move in silence like lasagna”

[Sir Dr. Reverend Syd Huffman Esq. Jr. @pr0bablyfreddy]

@tyscottsays I’d use my high beams for you 🥺

[Sir Dr. Reverend Syd Huffman Esq. Jr. @pr0bablyfreddy]

Someone from work took my sheetz uncrustable 😢

[Sir Dr. Reverend Syd Huffman Esq. Jr. @pr0bablyfreddy]

If I have to listen to another “bro” mansplain how to play basic strategy blackjack to a gal I’m going to kill myself

[Sir Dr. Reverend Syd Huffman Esq. Jr. @pr0bablyfreddy]

Still can’t believe I have a hot wife.

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Why does democract have the word demon in it

[krista, sadly @Krista_A_16]

oil city’s on the map boys

[SydDivineTarot @SydDivineTarot]

“what are your talents”

[Sir Dr. Reverend Syd Huffman Esq. Jr. @pr0bablyfreddy]

@tyscottsays You’ll be invited 😘 Kenzie, eh. We are doing the legal part with just parents but the other stuff at a later point.

[Sir Dr. Reverend Syd Huffman Esq. Jr. @pr0bablyfreddy]

I picked out my wedding band today 💕💕

[ayo edebiri’s home nation of ireland @shekeepsmeburn]

forgot about dunkin and was trying really hard to figure out what boston has to do w lesbians

[Callum Asplen @callumasplen]

wow, if you look closely you can see that the olympics is actually set in the same cinematic universe as ratatouille