april 🪩

23 👵🏼🏳️‍⚧️ | Philly sports fan | Sapphic #wlw 🧡💕 | sometimes NSFW (posts+rts)🔞 MDNI #FlyEaglesFly #LetsGoFlyers #mnwild 🌺 | moots dm me! ✨

[april 🪩 @pr1ll_]

(updating my pin thread) 🔴 Hi i'm April, you can also call me Lily! I'm 22 at the time of writing, I'm a Philly sports fan, and I'm applying to PhD programs in theoretical physics.

I'll be using this thread to briefly introduce myself and keep tweets that I want pinned (1/?)

[Anaïs @MorriganReading]

feel like I just witnessed the birth of a meme

[DokkanHype! @Gl_mtz07]

im fucking crying bro

[Grace @gracecamille_]

cheating on ur wife with no prenup at that net worth has to feel good af... like adrenaline junkie shit

[2 Nut (Pick Up) 🇵🇸 @hueoops]

white boys when their math test comes back face down

[Ahmed Moor @AhmedMoor]

My name is Ahmed Moor and I’m running for US Senate here in PA (election 2028). I’m running to end the war in Iran and to promote the dignity agenda: free healthcare, free childcare, and affordable housing.

I’m calling for accountability for genocide, for ICE and for corruption. And finally, for the protection of our civil liberties in America. Join the fight at https://t.co/gM0uBwST6b

[days @Dayscd]

Love him or hate him, SpongeBob is friend with Patrick so if you wanna watch the show he’s gonna be there. sorry.

[Zack @Zack4Birds]

Kinda hope with no Jordan Davis to hold him back, we see Jalen Carter punch Sirianni just one time before the end of the season.

[pabl⊗ | merry livmas! 🎄💜 @tributxever]

not sure about that

[SmekkyLivesAgain @SmekkyLivesYayy]

my brother had a dream that when count dooku died in star wars they started treating him like charlie kirk and they were saying shit like "on dook" and "lowdookuinely"

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

Carson Wentz' 8.9 passer rating is the lowest by any player (min. 25 att) since Sam Darnold was "seeing ghosts" against the Patriots in 2019 (3.6).

Wentz Monday...
- 38% off-target (worst in NFL since 2024)
- 36% comp when not pressured (worst in NFL this season)
- 25% comp to wide receivers (tied for worst in NFL this season)

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Kevin O’Connell choosing quarterbacks

[Paul Charchian @PaulCharchian]

The Vikings have played 1,063 games. You just watched the worst time of possession game of them all, 17:28.

[Dylan Bishop @villainbishop]

Justin Jefferson should be given a gun and diplomatic immunity at halftime

[Katie @KayTeeeOh]

Jordan Mailata in the recording studio for the next Philly Special Christmas Album

[boypussy extraordinaire @GAYLOSTBOYS]

*noticing you switched out my bread* you’re just blatantly not me naan

[mk's alt @mk0x77]

protect zack d. films at all costs i love this guy

[Dino Tomlin @DINOTOMLIN]

NO WAY HE ACTUALLY SAID THIS😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Vivienne 🇵🇭🏳️‍⚧️ | 3/3 slots @meybuyan]

"If we keep punishing people for accidentally arriving somewhere somebody else has already been, eventually we’re going to frighten the creativity out of everyone." purr agree

[april 🪩 @pr1ll_]

#scoreboard