Eli Pruzan

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I am reaping things that I’m quite certain I did not sow

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michael jackson writing thriller

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If your family ever immigrated to the USA at any point ever, you are now ineligible to vote

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Could you imagine being in charge of things and just saying shit?

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Maybe the reason why conservatives are so angry and hateful all the time is because they’ve been forced (from a young age) to watch and pretend to enjoy hours and hours of nascar

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If someone in a polycule gets elected president, who becomes the First Lady/gentleman?

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A picture is worth a thousand words, but what if the words can add a sort of nuance that the picture doesn’t really grasp?

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There’s only one word that rhymes with banana #whatcoulditbe

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Honestly that doesn’t shock me at all

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@HAMthebone123 Otis would like to have a word

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@HAMthebone123 *🥜*

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@HAMthebone123 “Hey y’all!” *moves to the side of the path to let them go by*

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I’d like to apologize for being an abba hater at one point in my life. Dancing Queen is still mid but they have so many bangers im sorry for my unjust slander

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Rih got so many killer tracks!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾♦️

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@HAMthebone123 @DairyQueen I mean ur not wrong there r way too many m and ms in mcflurrys but tbh that’s what makes them so good @McDonalds

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Just realized I’ve never had mozzarella sticks. Are they any good?

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Ngl I don’t rly like the consequences of the industrial revolution #notafan

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I’m boutta eat so many bagels when I get home 🥯

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@HAMthebone123 Anytime

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

if this is really it imma find my wife and head to pf changs