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[Mesi @mesidotcom]

I hate that AI doesn't mean Allen Iverson anymore.

[19keys @19keys_]

Larry Ellison family owns:

Tik Tok , BET Media Group, CBS, CBS News, Paramount Pictures, Paramount Plus, Pluto TV, MTV, VH1, Nickelodeon, Comedy Central, Skydance Media ,Paramount Television Studios, Paramount’s film and TV library

If his next deal goes through :

CNN, HBO, Warner Bros. Studios, Discovery, TNT, TBS, Food Network, HGTV, TLC, Cartoon Network, and Max.

[Your Old Droog @YourOldDroog]

Wemby did Navy seal training just to get what Jalen Brunson got from parental abuse

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when both birthdays passed with no contact so yk it's really over for good

[P 🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹 @pr_croissant]

@CuffsTheLegend The first person I heard/saw be on to her shenanigans was Corey Holcomb 5+ years ago. I'm sure there were others before him though

[P 🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹 @pr_croissant]

All I'm sayin is, I never seen Rob49 and RJ Barrett in the same room

[⭐️ @c0wboysl0ver]

yea sex is great, but have u ever watched the teams u hate be first round exits

[P 🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹 @pr_croissant]

If Cade Cunningham and Amen Thompson got traded for each other (Cade -> Houston Rockets / Amen -> Detroit Pistons), which team would have more wins in the next 5 seasons assuming full perfect health:

[Super Coochie Scouter @TheCoochScouter]

Taking off work for your birthday.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

my wife told the "tea" app that i didnt do the dishes even though it was my turn on the chore chart and now a bunch of 5's are saying i should kill my self

[planefag @planefag]

Men figure out really quick that nobody gives a shit

[P 🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹 @pr_croissant]

@RDYx2G Peel on Ducatis and other 4 wheels

[P 🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹 @pr_croissant]

@LASHYBILLS If you have an issue with child predators getting beaten up and shamed in public for their actions, you're probably a minor attracted person.

[The Black Guy Wrestling Podcast @bgwpod]

You can’t tell Matt & Jeff Hardy don’t play about the R&B classics.

[Joker @BachelorJoker]

If six foot four, former model and GOAT football player Tom Brady, (worth hundreds of millions) can't stop his wife from cheating and getting raw dogged by her martial arts coach, what chance do YOU have of keeping a woman faithful?

[Jourdan Lewis @JourdanJD]

Y’all really want us to die lol.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Projected top 10 pick Will Campbell:

"A D-lineman get one sack a game, he’ll be a top five pick. ... You give up one sack a game for 12 games, you’re gonna work at Amazon"

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

To understand the state of the American food supply, you have to understand the incentives driving Big Ag to overproduce corn and soy and stuff as much of its as possible into processed food. But you also need to understand the petroleum industry too.

[Steak F @steaakfriend]

Jets getting Aaron Rodgers is like finally banging your high school crush when she’s 40 and has 4 kids.

[Chicago Tattoo Lady 🎨✍🏾 @Artxpooh]

No cuz we gentle parents 😭