Manas Agrawal

Young, dumb and broke

[Manas Agrawal @pr_swashbuckler]

@abhijeet_dipke @narendramodi These so called revolutionaries wouldn’t even unfurl the Tiranga on Independence Day when the PM urged them to. Stop using the national flag as a prop for your shallow, sanctimonious, self-serving political BS.

[Manas Agrawal @pr_swashbuckler]

@Sonal_MK No one gets to me as much as this dumbo

[Manas Agrawal @pr_swashbuckler]

@kushal_mehra Politics is such a cancer. People in opposition want to go things so badly for others just because they aren’t in power

[Manas Agrawal @pr_swashbuckler]

@RahulGandhi Peaceful protests are a constitutional right only when Congress is in opposition.
When its own government is in power, protesters get picked up for refusing to move. Same Constitution, different standards. The hypocrisy is louder than your Tricolour speech.

[The Sacred Scroll @SacredScroll]

Elon, you've officially run out of arguments. Now every Indian who disagrees with you is "Ambani's shill."

Nobody said Starlink is too strong. Nobody's scared of your competition. India's problem is you. A Pentagon contractor building Trump's Golden Dome wants to run internet over Indian soil, and he throws a tantrum every time someone asks who holds the off switch.

Ambani's de facto monopoly?

You SIGNED A DEAL with that monopoly in March 2025 to sell Starlink in India. You didn't have a problem with Ambani when he was your reseller.

You only discovered his monopoly when Jio announced its own satellites.

And let's talk about hypocrisy.

Tesla's biggest factory is in Shanghai. Starlink is banned in China. Have you ever called Xi Jinping a monopolist?

Called Chinese critics shills? Written a sarcastic letter to Prime Minister Xi?

No.

Because Beijing would shut your factory by Monday. India can't, so India gets the insults.

now the math your own fans keep posting starlink could add 100–200 million Indian homes. Starlink is approved for 600 Gbps over India. Split across 100 million homes, that's 6 kilobits per second each. Your revolution is slower than a 1998 dial-up modem. 🤡

If it's too expensive, no one will buy it.

Your own India website showed ₹8,600 a month. A Jio plan costs ₹349. Indians already ran the numbers.

Five days of meltdown. Crime against India. Prime Minister Ambani. collages. And now shills.

The richest man on earth, crying on his own app because a sovereign country wants a security check.

Sit down, elon. Finish the paperwork. India isn't a tesla shareholder you can bully on X.

[Manas Agrawal @pr_swashbuckler]

@elonmusk I’d Mukesh Ambani over a foreign capitalist any day.

[Manas Agrawal @pr_swashbuckler]

Jio launches satellites.
Elon discovers Ambani. 😂

Turns out capitalism hits differently when you're not the only billionaire in the room.

[Moneycontrol @moneycontrolcom]

🚨 Jio plans 1,600 satellites, 23 ground stations to expand connectivity across India

Remote villages, islands and border outposts are among the key focus areas.

More details 👇
https://t.co/gORfm7yXVU

[Manas Agrawal @pr_swashbuckler]

@RahulGandhi First you claimed Elon bought Modi, and now you're introducing him to Ambani as the guy actually running India. Your political analysis has more plot holes than a Bollywood multiverse. Maybe discover consistency before trying to explain India to Elon.

[Premier League Out Of Context @PL__OOC]

Who did this ?! 🤣

[Manas Agrawal @pr_swashbuckler]

😂😂😂😂

[BullBull @DahiiBhalla]

Rodri reacting to the 114/115 charges news

[Manas Agrawal @pr_swashbuckler]

Hahahaha you cheats @ManCity

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/Muxqp4beK9

[Man United Media @ManUnitedMedia]

@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC

[Manas Agrawal @pr_swashbuckler]

@David_Ornstein @lauriewhitwell @TheAthleticFC

[Manas Agrawal @pr_swashbuckler]

@LudersPee88928 @i24NEWS_EN

[Manas Agrawal @pr_swashbuckler]

@AviationAll_ AI should consider converting a few of its A350-1000s to ULR. With AI having to add fuel stops on routes like YYZ and SFO, and even cut back some services, the additional range of the ULR could provide valuable operational flexibility.

[Manas Agrawal @pr_swashbuckler]

@sampeoples_ Going down to 10 men actually played into City’s hands. They could just sit in a low block with their brilliant defence and hit us on the counter. And we’re pretty shit at breaking down teams that defend that deep. AND VAR WAS A DISGRACE!!

[Manas Agrawal @pr_swashbuckler]

@MattyFC__ Going down to 10 men actually played into City’s hands. They could just sit in a low block with their brilliant defence and hit us on the counter. And we’re pretty shit at breaking down teams that defend that deep.

[Manas Agrawal @pr_swashbuckler]

Didn’t play the play???? He fucking dived trying to score. It’s a fucking disgrace. VAR is a sham

[Premier League Match Centre @PLMatchCentre]

#MUNMCI – 59’ VAR OVERTURN

VAR checked the referee’s call of no goal for offside – and determined that Haaland was in an onside position and recommended that the goal was awarded.

The VAR also deemed that while in an offside position, Fernandez didn’t play the ball.

[Manas Agrawal @pr_swashbuckler]

@AshishSinghKiJi New drinking game, take a shot every time a routine government launch gets called "peak development." You'll be in the ICU by lunch.

[Manas Agrawal @pr_swashbuckler]

@ManUtd Hell yeah