maggie hayes

Parlous,hedonistic,cantankerous.Silly old moo

[maggie hayes @pracatan]

I am sounding like Cardinal Egan at Midnight Mass, St Patrick's Cathedral 2004:Thanks to Home Protect,ADS and CET Emergency for sorting out my plumbing issues. @keefwilson

[maggie hayes @pracatan]

I keep meaning to try the “Shampoo Sandwich” … apparently : Conditioner,rinse, shampoo,rinse,conditione,rinse. Ha ha ha, I’d be apoplecti.

[maggie hayes @pracatan]

Washed and rinsed my hair, put on conditioner, loads of lather, rinsed again, hair seemed clean, more conditioner, more suds. Getting angry now. Myopically looked at the bottle: Shampoo all the time. At least I have the cleanest hair possibly ever.

[maggie hayes @pracatan]

Forgot to mention this went on for FOUR times not just the twice I have lead you to believe.

[maggie hayes @pracatan]

@raymond_blanc @ArsenalFC @ManUtd My father could only admit that he had always secretly supported Man Utd when he met my husband, My three brothers all support Liverpool! This tweet might spontaneously combust!

[maggie hayes @pracatan]

@Mike_Batt The scene of many a misdemeanour that there Sussex Gardens.

[maggie hayes @pracatan]

@sparklyquark @MaxJLHardy My father sent us to swimming classes on a Saturday morning. Once we could swim 40 lengths of the swimming pool wearing clothes/pyjamas we were allowed to stop. We’re proficient swimmers.

[maggie hayes @pracatan]

It’s certainly hotting up. We had our windows open all night and the butter’s soft.

[maggie hayes @pracatan]

@dieworkwear this so looks like me wearing Keith’s Louis Féraud and being a sulky.

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

One of my college professors used to say "anything worth doing is worth doing poorly." I didn't understand that for years because I didn't do anything poorly, I couldn't do anything poorly, I had to Do Everything Perfectly.

But brushing your teeth for 30 seconds is better than not brushing them at all when that 2 minutes seems exhausting. Doing ten minutes of yoga is better than 10 minutes of sitting when 30 minutes of cardio sounds impossible.

Changing my clothes is good when a whole shower is impossible. Standing on the porch for a few minutes is worth it after being in the house for three straight days because I don't have the energy to go anywhere.

Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly... because doing it poorly is better than not doing it.

[maggie hayes @pracatan]

@itswords_ I respect the moon’s willingness to keep my head turning half the night.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Carl Sagan in his final year, on Charlie Rose: "We've arranged a society based on science and technology in which nobody understands anything about science and technology. This combustible mixture of ignorance and power sooner or later is going to blow up in our faces"

[Sandip Mittal @TheSandipM]

@Acyn Stealing "I have a thing called Iran and other things" as my new default excuse for getting out of plans I don't want to go to. 📝

[maggie hayes @pracatan]

@RupertMyers That happened to me in an Italian restaurant on West Broadway in the 90 s. They hadn’t heard of an Espresso martini so they made my approximation of it and named it after me.

[𝕏 Cuisines @XWorldCuisines]

Roasted Bone Marrow Recipe

🎥 thelamaraali | IG

[maggie hayes @pracatan]

@youwouldknow I am sorry for being so fixated by the “outie” on the pregnant guy behind him!

[maggie hayes @pracatan]

@tim_brannigan I did then move to Philadelphia. All the streets.

[maggie hayes @pracatan]

@tim_brannigan Back in the day we would have frequented La Grand’ Goule, as it happened.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

stunting on your friend and posing for a fit pic at his funeral will never not be funny to me

[maggie hayes @pracatan]

@BobGolen Are there too many feet?