mybrainfarts

I don’t know why I do things. P.S. If I was a bird , I would fly into a ceiling fan.

[mybrainfarts @prachitamta]

@SrBachchan Sir aap kitne vele ho 🙏🏽

[mybrainfarts @prachitamta]

Sir aap kitne vele ho

[Amitabh Bachchan @SrBachchan]

T 5820 - A huge error by me in the numbering .. apologies ..
after 5817 .. it should read 5818 , 5819, 5820
🙏
thank you Ef Sunil for correcting me

[mybrainfarts @prachitamta]

I asked life how many sick jokes she got for me ? She replied : “less than 1001 butt jokes but all of them are definitely aimed to your butt opening.”

[Pratik Sinha @free_thinker]

Hello @GitanjaliAngmo, do you and @Wangchuk66 own this movement that you feel that you can dictate how this movement should go forward? There were many other students who were also fasting at the same time, do you hear them talking in the same tone, as if they own the movement?

And what does it mean by don't politicise? Are political parties of this country not part of the democratic space of this country? @Wangchuk66 is quite happy to deal with BJP and their leaders, and break his fast in their presence. So, then which political parties are you talking about which shouldn't 'politicise'? Are you saying that the opposition parties should not participate in this moment?

And since when are ideologies not important? Did Gandhi not have an ideology? Did Nehru not have an ideology? Did Bhagat Singh not have an ideology? When BJP and its supporters are declaring the students who are protesting to be anti-national, is that not the output of an ideology? Are the textbooks that are being changed across the state not an output of an ideology? Are the RSS people who are being placed in every university and dictating how the universities should run not the output of an ideology? If you're saying that you care for the students, then you should also know that what the students are going through today is because of an ideology that has taken over the country.

In fact, the most central aspect of what is happening in India today, is a fight of ideologies.

[sanjoy ghose @advsanjoy]

Normally Sudhir is deputed to explain advantages. Now Tai has taken over. She says paper leaks also have their advantages. Students can prepare more. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[aree_shuklajii @th_anonymouse]

He is IPS Bishnoi .

He got married recently.

This is the video of him glorifying some shitty tradition .

He has the power to dismantle all this shit.
Imagine wearing a uniform to uphold patriarchy.

You don’t get to wear a uniform and then defend misogyny as culture.If power doesn’t dismantle harmful practices, it protects them.

But he chose to glorify that shit because it pleases misogyny.

[mybrainfarts @prachitamta]

I don’t get irony, I am iron deficient.

[Mukesh Mohan @MukeshMohannn]

मैं यहाँ से आता हूँ। यह मेरे घर का सबसे बेस्ट कोना है। मेरे पास न कुछ खोने को है और न ही मेरी कुछ पाने की ईच्छा।

मतलब एकदम फकड़ फ़क़ीर।

आप मुझे गोली मार सकते हैं लेकिन आप मुझे चुप नहीं करवा सकते हैं।

[Congress Kerala @INCKerala]

To keep his promise to Netanyahu, we recommend @narendramodi to send our elite forces to the battle field.

[Honest Cricket Lover @Honest_Cric_fan]

Why so Much Difference ?

[Pervin Sanghvi 🌏 @pervinsanghvi]

Relatable!
In India, environmentalists who question the govt. and its crony capitalists are labelled, Urban Naxals. And even more tragically, journalists are being killed. For reporting on sand. On soil. On trees! https://t.co/HGw5GdlKYP

[mybrainfarts @prachitamta]

Was Hegel the one who told Harry he was a wizard ?

[aree_shuklajii @th_anonymouse]

India has the most uncivilised and dirtiest people on earth .

These are the holy rivers .
Let that sink in .

[mybrainfarts @prachitamta]

Arora ji sahi khel gaye 🫡

[Anuradha Tiwari @talk2anuradha]

Brahmin Pujaris were custodians of sacred knowledge of Hinduism.

They spent decades mastering Vedas, Puranas & Shastras — with wisdom passed down through generations.

Now, any clown with ZERO knowledge can become Guru –– while deserving Brahmins are systematically sidelined.

[mybrainfarts @prachitamta]

Marx said that religion is the opium of the masses, but if he was alive during these current times he would be selling that opium with Pablo Escobar to the masses.

[mybrainfarts @prachitamta]

Hello Sir, my condolences to you and your family. @ConanOBrien

[mybrainfarts @prachitamta]

I did a DNA analysis, I was detected 99.9 percent family disappointment and 0.1 percent overall disappointment as a human being.

[mybrainfarts @prachitamta]

I was kidnapped when I was 4, but returned the very next day at our doorstep with number of 2 therapists and an apology card for my parents that said “ Save yourself, I can be a homeless junkie ”. @ConanOBrien @TeamCoco

[mybrainfarts @prachitamta]

@myntra this issue has still not been resolved

[mybrainfarts @prachitamta]

@myntra hello Myntra my return was not processed, in the message it said it’s been put on hold on the app it says it didn’t pass the quality check. I agree after the delivery person picked up he called me a couple of times but my phone was on DND ( just some automatic settings)

[mybrainfarts @prachitamta]

@duolingo which is again I agree French is a beautiful language but for me Russian strikes a different chord which I can’t express in words. I have been doing French lessons now and they are more interesting and interactive than the Russian ones. Please help

[mybrainfarts @prachitamta]

@duolingo I have learning Russian on your platform from the past one year. My streak is 441 days. My duo Russian score is 62184. I really love this language and I want to learn it but the lessons are not as good as French.