It's A Secret

I love running and teaching and I date assholes and because of all those things I love wine. Womanist/feminist/intellectual/academic/optimist/cis/she/her/queer.

[It's A Secret @practeacher262]

@DoneReasoning @RobotPoet54 @KotzBejsbolem @_ElizabethMay If the only time you speak about violence committed by women is in order to silence women speaking about violence committed against them, you are part of the problem.

Not surprising, given your use of lazy, ableist language.

[It's A Secret @practeacher262]

@_Vividdy It’s not that hard to not make a mess though? And juices falling out is no more intense than a burrito??

[It's A Secret @practeacher262]

@_Vividdy @jayfrom88 Shit falls out of tacos if you eat like a slob …

[It's A Secret @practeacher262]

@colin_muldoon @issapunk @jayfrom88 I feel like pasta and noodles are essentially the same thing, even the recipes are identical. “Pasta” is just the Italian word, and a lot of people I know call spaghetti etc “noodles” anyway (chicken noodle soup, anyone?)

[It's A Secret @practeacher262]

@jayfrom88 Crab legs, easy. Not even a question.

[Lauren Windsor @lawindsor]

Ben Shapiro must have left the city cause I don’t think I’ve ever seen Los Angeles this wet

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

At Spider-Man and before the previews we got Matt Damon in an ad for Crypto and my nephew yelled “whatever, Mark Wahlberg” and honestly I cannot imagine a better roast.

[It's A Secret @practeacher262]

@greenbackbaz @EmmaKennedy Are you implying that his refusal to brush his hair isn’t a reflection of his character?

[It's A Secret @practeacher262]

@ConorOMullane3 @ayebroadway Um. No. I know ps and ds are similar but they’re diff letters

[It's A Secret @practeacher262]

@ayebroadway The fuck we do

[It's A Secret @practeacher262]

@Such_aGentleman

[It's A Secret @practeacher262]

@rgay I’m not ashamed of that though

[It's A Secret @practeacher262]

@trade_set @BrandyLJensen If you had anything worth suing for, I’m sure it would be considered. But you don’t.

[It's A Secret @practeacher262]

There’s a special sort of satisfaction to leaving a snarky comment on a innocuous but stupid post, and then having people fight about it all day. Bruh, I’m at work. I didn’t care about your opinions in the first place.

[It's A Secret @practeacher262]

@foliefly @JAjueny Except you did enough to comment, so here we are.

[It's A Secret @practeacher262]

@JAjueny Seems like a weird thing not to spend 10 seconds googling

[It's A Secret @practeacher262]

@inexorablist Apparently they are delicious

[It's A Secret @practeacher262]

I mean.

[jason concepcion @netw3rk]

“I only lost my sense of smell.” that’s your nervous system right there, my guy. thats your brain.

[It's A Secret @practeacher262]

@mdclgyselinck @rani_yachts @donwinslow Yeah obviously? I don’t get what your comment adds to mine