Steve

I'm tired.

[Steve @practicecactus]

@marknorm !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mark normand @marknorm]

I guess this is why the app is called “X”

[Steve @practicecactus]

Once again, Temu Trump, Clive Palmer, is throwing money at election to try to get into Parliament so can sleaze his way to helping himself. Luckily, he's about popular as a wet fart in an elevator.

[Steve @practicecactus]

The arguments people are making about whether Musk meant to do a Nazi salute or not; like sure it was a Nazi salute because he is a fascist evil cunt, or it was Roman salute because he's a huge dork that likes dumb dork shit, or it wasn't because he's an unaware fucking moron.

[Steve @practicecactus]

Twitter, Facebook/Instagram, TikTok, all being owned by fuckwits chumming up to Trump fucken sucks. Already getting ads and posts for Rightwing shit. Why can't we have nice things?

[Steve @practicecactus]

"He was just doing a Roman salute" is the same as when they're like "Actually the swastika is an Indian symbol".

[Steve @practicecactus]

Was Musk Nazi saluting? I mean, they could just say it outright now, what difference would it make?

[Steve @practicecactus]

Musk grinning like an idiot and jumping around more childish than the son he brought onto a stage, Village People performing in front of Donald, now dancing with a sword... This is fucken wild. Time to block the U.S.A. for 4 years.

[Steve @practicecactus]

It's so funny that Musk, who thinks he's a genius, gave Twitter it's own A.I. bot and people can just ask it to blab on all the shit Musk does.

[Steve @practicecactus]

So what are you guys doin? With loved ones? Getting laid? Pfft gay.

[Steve @practicecactus]

I'm not tasting any caramelized coke, or any sweet peanuts. Look I've tried sour cream and oreos [tasted like cheese cookies], Milk in Pepsi [ice-cream in Coke been done for decades here in Australia], but peanuts in Coke is nothing.

[Steve @practicecactus]

Tryin "Salted Peanuts in Coke" food combination, because it's apparently amazing. Yeah it's not anything. It tastes like any time I've ever eaten peanuts and drank Coke. Have Americans never done that? This is some wild food combination secret truckers have done for decades?

[Steve @practicecactus]

@AMAZlNGNATURE snake is just a straw

[Steve @practicecactus]

That turn!

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Whoever thought to put a turtle on a mini skateboard is a straight up genius!

[Steve @practicecactus]

When we were kids my parents couldn't afford to get us a Trampoline, so we got a Slutoline instead.

[Steve @practicecactus]

is that his "genius" strategy? Just be the cringiest douchebag, but secretly love the humiliation his small dick energy attracts?

[Steve @practicecactus]

That fucktard must have a shame kink because who else would pay 44 Billion dollars to be insulted and made fun of? Just the biggest fucken dork, doing stupid childish shit, like making fake accounts to praise himself, then of course being found out.

[Steve @practicecactus]

"Take it away Yoko" *Yoko Ono solo*

[Lauren McKenzie @TheMcKenziest]

This is so good it hurts

[Steve @practicecactus]

Musk using his son as a human shield is very on brand for him.