Practice Kaptin

Yeah I'm the practice kaptin, games don't matter. Trump supporter.

[Practice Kaptin @practicekaptin]

I don't care if it's practice, I can still call timeouts.

[Practice Kaptin @practicekaptin]

We only dress up to practices. #impressthescouts

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no respect if you don't know what a p.o.p is.

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Front of the net is a free for all. #takethemdown

[Practice Kaptin @practicekaptin]

Yeah I just got 10 hits and gave a kid a concussion. #statnight

[Practice Kaptin @practicekaptin]

Yeah I tally my hits. #scrap

[Practice Kaptin @practicekaptin]

You already know it was a stat night. #doesntcount #notpractice

[Practice Kaptin @practicekaptin]

Slowest men on the ice are the most dangerous. #speeddoesntkill

[Practice Kaptin @practicekaptin]

Game day, jk it's not practice. #gamesdontcount

[Practice Kaptin @practicekaptin]

Yeah the only way I score is on a dump in. #watchout

[Practice Kaptin @practicekaptin]

Bet

[Practice Kaptin @practicekaptin]

Head down elbows up. #gattyprobs

[Practice Kaptin @practicekaptin]

Get on the line pussys. #finishchecks

[Practice Kaptin @practicekaptin]

Head down elbows up. #teachemyoung

[Practice Kaptin @practicekaptin]

The love for practice. #manth

[Practice Kaptin @practicekaptin]

Suicide drills are the most important part to a practice. #concussion

[Practice Kaptin @practicekaptin]

If you want to end your life, go to a girls hockey game. #hunchbacks

[Practice Kaptin @practicekaptin]

2% mental, 3% skill, 95% practicing ability. #neverforget

[Practice Kaptin @practicekaptin]

Yeah I don't participate in team activities. #lonewolf

[Practice Kaptin @practicekaptin]

Yeah I don't play a position, I am the position. #rulesdontapply