Practice Squad Papi

Career highlight: Almost made varsity

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

#boycottfanduel

[jacob @ascending4th]

Jac Caglianone’s dad

[Remarks @remarks]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 New York City rent prices surge to new all-time high.

[Ray 🇺🇸🇨🇴🇲🇽 @Rheamund_]

Big shout-out to the Kansas City FIFA Fan-Fest. To many, an obscure city that got a World Cup venue ❤️🤍❤️

But it fully delivered and felt like an ACTUAL Soccer Festival 🏆⚽️

(I’m looking at you, Boston)

[Sluggerrr’s Buttcrack @sluggers_bc]

I’m going to blame Jac Caglianone derby on Alec Zumwalt

[Sasquatch Vinnie @SasquatchVinnie]

After watching the whole derby, you cannot convince me there was a HR hit further than this one

[Baseball Is Dead @baseballisdead_]

We’re getting old ❤️

[Remarks @remarks]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 New York sees mass millionaire exodus, causing nearly $11 billion in lost tax revenue, NYpost reports.

[Unbiased Ev @DoubleVodkaDon]

New HR Derby format is a 10/10. Netflix broadcast 1/10.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The derby announcer anytime a home run is hit

[br_betting @br_betting]

Watching the last leg of your parlay sell after being -5000 live

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Jac’s dad is throwing gas and painting corners on him

[Ray 🇺🇸🇨🇴🇲🇽 @Rheamund_]

I’ve attended 5 FIFA-Fests in 5 different cities and here is how I would rank them 🎉⚽️

Kansas City (⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️)
Los Angeles (⭐️⭐️⭐️)
Seattle (⭐️⭐️⭐️)
Dallas (⭐️⭐️)
Vancouver (⭐️⭐️)

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Mexicans are now protesting migrants that are in their country,

"We don't want you here"

[Royals Muse @KCRoyalsMuse]

This would hit different in our city.

[Joey Mannarino @JoeyMannarino]

If a dog is put to sleep when it bites a child, why is a pedophile not also put to sleep when it molests a child?

[Benson @Miggysbat]

“F*ck it, Carter Jensen down there somewhere”
- Jac Caglianone, probably

[Drew @AllegedlyDrew]

When it’s 105 degrees Europeans die of heat stroke.

When it’s 105 degrees Americans down a 6pack and mow the lawn shirtless.

We are not the same.

[Matt Foster @MattFosterTV]

50% of teams in the World Cup Semifinals are base camping in Kansas City.

Not too shabby. 🇦🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏕️

[Elsa @elsathora]

Believe me when I say this was easily one of the top 10 meals I’ve ever eaten…from a little local Cuban cafe

I could get used to this place☀️🇺🇸