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now i know how joan of arc felt

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talking to an egyptian guy

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2026 talking about medicare for all oh 2012 we are so back

[Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed]

Democrats will have a 56-seat majority in the US Senate. We need to use it. Pass Medicare for All.

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@Sofatherjo_ lowkey would love to be like 5’9

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i think she’s fab

[sisi ⋆˚࿔ @taurussrights]

philly muslims are so 😭😭😭

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texted him

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it’s his bday today #whatshouldido

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my grandmother who escaped jim crow south carolina was for sure saving her bloodline but yall would call her a transplant if she did the same thing in 2026

[troi @troibolt_on]

Transplants do not make nyc. Transplants and immigrant are not the same. You are not saving your bloodline by escaping Dallas, Texas.

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seasons 1-5 of this show were some of the best mid 00s television

[shelly˚˖𓍢🍸⛴️ @derekthinker1]

lord I'll kill to have this quality in shows and this chemistry in ships

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it’s his bday today #whatshouldido

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woke up to a nigga tryna happy bday his way back into my life

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now that i think abt it this trippy ass beat is sooo future

[rapklipz @rapklipz]

Future - Drunk In Love / Reference Track (2012)

— This is the OG reference track for Beyoncé’s hit song “Drunk In Love” that won Beyonce 2 Grammys & #1 on Billboard — Future was never credited or even paid for creating the song.

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the sounds of everyone’s jewelry clanking

[♱ @mimiscatalog]

your son wasn’t shoplifting at whaul whart?

[‏ًً @enletritas]

esa ducha que te tomas después de limpiar la casa entera >>>>>

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my friend lowkey a social climber but im tryna ignore it

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they make it district mandated if you ever live in dc you gotta fw minimum 1 ethiopian during your time there

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you fw a ethiopian nigga one time and your friends never let you live it down

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that youtube illuminati reverseing music era 2012-2014 was something serious

[☆klondykebar☆ @locstarwaitin]

I wonder what made Beyoncé demonic to black people like what was the final straw

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you can fry chicken with the amount of grease in this concoction

[Keke 🧚🏿 @lovelykees]

Blue magic, Minoxidil, Cecred drops, hair fertilizer, sulfur 8. You’re welcome

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moving to nyc and finding out it’s really not that damn expensive here makes these tweets so funny

[Free Cup of Soup @freecupofsoup]

i thought this was an unbearably low salary for nyc and then realized it didnt have a "1" in front of it.

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corporate feels like i’m sucking dick & licking balls all day but i still gotta get this good check henni

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diagnosed with ocd

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that dead look men get in their eyes when they’re turned on be scary asf it’s like their soul left their body