chloe

everything is satire

[chloe @pradahag]

hear me out what if instead of kissing someone at midnight on new years we just all collectively scream

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

if you still support trump after the last few days you are not just anti-american, you are anti-human.

[໊ @user0000O0]

this year felt like being awake during surgery

[Roberto Rios @peruvian_bull]

Let me get this straight:

Killer is Luigi Mangione, Ivy League grad with degrees in comp sci, avid reader and active contributor on GitHub.

He has a 130+ IQ but he takes off his mask at a Starbucks to flirt with an employee, then an hour later goes and calmly kills the CEO of a major healthcare company, rides away on a bike.

A week later goes to a local McDonalds where he brings the murder weapon, the fake ID he used to check into a hotel, and a written manifesto on how horrible the American healthcare system is. He somehow gets identified by the cashier after he sits down.

He works on his laptop until police come inside the McDonalds, sitting there with a ghost gun and suppressor he made himself.

Gotcha.

[👑 @idollkod]

Who’s in reality Luigi Mangione ?

here's a complete thread to help you understand the young man's story 🧵:

[chloe @pradahag]

I asked my mom if I was more type a or type b personality and she told me I’m a sigma female

[chloe @pradahag]

@EmoNegro98 Thank you :’)

[chloe @pradahag]

Just checking in to say I’m still suicidal but at least life is better than when I attempted over the summer

[chloe @pradahag]

@AntonioKawika Thanks homie 🫶🏼

[chloe @pradahag]

@chelseadram Thanks mama 💓

[chloe @pradahag]

@nouisyorkk Thank you 🫂

[LOTUS🪷☥♒ @MadamUfuomaa]

October 24th 1975, women in Iceland refused to participate in society. They did not go to work, take care of the children, they did not feed the children, they did not take the children to daycare, they refused to cook for anybody.

Men did not have a single clue about how to

[Austine @theereal_one]

Not killing myself is a personal achievement but unfortunately ucan’t brag about that at dinner parties

[chloe @pradahag]

@poetastrologers It’s a mix of emotional emptiness followed with an insatiable yearning for closeness

[Sexyy Red @SexyyRed314_]

I just voted!!! Don’t tell us what to do with our coochies!! #Kamala4President

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Friend: where should we go to lunch
Libra: Paris

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

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[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Libras sometimes lol

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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