Xavier🇯🇲

kill your masters

[Xavier🇯🇲 @pradajorts]

whoever said the closest black hole to Earth is 1,600 light years away has never been to New Jersey

[Xavier🇯🇲 @pradajorts]

Patriots haven’t lost this bad since the Battle of Bunker Hill

[Xavier🇯🇲 @pradajorts]

In a stituationship with a physics major, call that quantum entanglement

[Xavier🇯🇲 @pradajorts]

Funny how the people who use “oomf” are the least likely to actually have friends

[Xavier🇯🇲 @pradajorts]

PoliSci students gonna use ChatGPT to write their essays and then cause a 2nd Iranian hostage crisis in 20 years

[Xavier🇯🇲 @pradajorts]

Observed electrons are the universe’s biggest trolls

[Xavier🇯🇲 @pradajorts]

This ref was paid off but i dont care

[Xavier🇯🇲 @pradajorts]

Abolish cover letters

[Xavier🇯🇲 @pradajorts]

Just watched American Psycho for the first time, about to make this my WHOLE personality

[Xavier🇯🇲 @pradajorts]

@AsslessEhnstrom Lil Spoon, Big Dick: A Memoir

[Xavier🇯🇲 @pradajorts]

Where can a 21st century individual buy opium

[Xavier🇯🇲 @pradajorts]

Alright which bars do the gay bitches be going to⁉️

[Xavier🇯🇲 @pradajorts]

Just realized Billy Joel and Elton John are two different people…

[Xavier🇯🇲 @pradajorts]

New Uzi got me twerkin fr

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

i know im gay because i cannot escape the phrase negroni sbagliato with Prosecco in it

[Xavier🇯🇲 @pradajorts]

There’s an alternate reality where idris elba plays james bond

[Xavier🇯🇲 @pradajorts]

My mental health is too good rn. Time to play some Overwatch

[Xavier🇯🇲 @pradajorts]

Every time girl in red drops I turn into a lesbian

[Xavier🇯🇲 @pradajorts]

I see why animals be eating baby seals tbh