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process engineer

[💣 @praisechem]

Manchester United will find a way to lose

[Immanuelz @Immanuelz1_]

Now put any premier league team against LA Galaxy

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We're Frauds
Manchester will be blue for a very long time

[Nobody @dharnyyoung]

We are not a possession team. Not a physically dominant team. Not a counter-attacking team. Not a defensive team. What exactly are we?

[Nobody @dharnyyoung]

We are not a possession team. Not a physically dominant team. Not a counter-attacking team. Not a defensive team. What exactly are we?

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@GreatmenArs Saka chance was way easier
Useless player

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Bruno Fernandes, Rashford and Tielemans should start organizing group study for Arabic

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This mental health destruction is sponsored by ucl
#stopgambling

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@web3mamiii I believe

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Lens and Slavia Prague don kill me 😭
8pm never even reach

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Same here tbh, maybe we should just lower our expectations and be happy to play champions league football win or lose.

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

Can’t help but feel a bit excited for tonight even when the club is in a state like this..

[_a.k.e.l.l.o_💦🤍 @EdithKirsty_hun]

Happy titties Tuesday 🥰💃

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@justchilling_79 They don't believe men and women are truly equal that's why it's misogyny
There should only be one award (BGS) if they're progressive .

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misogyny coded

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@dealwithfelix Teachers these days no even send them
Make their lives spoil dey go
At least salary dey enter

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We should just play Bruno , Tielemans, Baleba, Mount and Santos.
451 with Mboom up front
Atletico will use 4 midfielders at least

[Djamel 🇵🇸 @Djaameel_]

🚨 EXCL: Manchester United team news for tonight...

Youri Tielemans starts as the 10.

Bruno Fernandes shifted to the right wing.

Massive tactical call. 🔴 #MUFC

Make sure to follow me on TikTok, I’ll be trying to post more information there soon: https://t.co/YjaenoqAjY

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@fivethirtyDwun Mid ass club in Premier league is a god tier la liga team
See Chelsea Barcelona last season

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@darlytheboy 7 goals minimum

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@FPLOlympian Right where you belong

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Flowers in 2026?
Wrap it up boomer

[Chris Hatch @Dirtdog]

Attention Young Men:

I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don’t get it.

Step 1: Stop playing video games

Step 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned up

Step 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical)

Step 4: Go clean your car

Step 5: Sign up for a yoga class

Step 6: Go to the yoga class

Step 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class (yes you can meet girls IRL and not just on the apps - 10/10 the Dirt Dog highly recommends)

Step 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night.

Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately. I know you are gunna roll off the couch and head to date night, but they are not. They are going to stress about what to wear and call at least 6 different people on FaceTime to ask their opinion.

Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. I’m not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you don’t do that you have no hope here. Women want men to date them. You don’t need to break the bank on flowers. Head to Trader Joe’s. Grab 2 different kinds of flowers. If you don’t know what matches find the closest looking lady to your mom at TJ’s and ask her. Wrap the 2 flowers into 1 bouquet with paper. Bonus Points you can cut open a TJ bag and use that as the paper.

Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date. She isn’t there to hear your life story. Ask her about her. For every 1 question you answer, ask her 3. Open Doors, pay for the meal, be polite.

Provided you follow most of this guideline you are highly likely to get yourself an opportunity for date number 2.

Keep going until you find someone that you can’t imagine not being around all the time. That’s when you have found a good one for you.

My life is complete with my wife as my companion. I wish you the same fortune in life. Happy Hunting.

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@sholathemuse Free PR for people wey dey torture me

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God actually cooked

[PLATO @Toadvenom063]

Dark skinned Yoruba women, God bless y’all