squidward is an ageing conservative homosexual, probably with a catholic background. you can tell he resents spongebob for being openly femme even though he himself is a bitchy quеenу gay guy who's too bald and poorly dressed to even be charming with it.
I forgot that dating in the summer is really annoying like why are you going to berlin for a week instead of canceling and staying here to hang out with me, a girl you met 3 days ago
watching sex and the city with a fully formed frontal lobe and realizing carrie bradshaw would've jumped off the empire state building if she had a chance to listen to the tortured poets department: the anthology (2024)