Levi Ackerman✨

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[mac @MacDoesIt]

This is huge news btw

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

“When i’m 25, i’m gonna buy my own house, buy my own car and live my own life!”

Me at 25:

[Sawyerr @MrSawyerr]

Update: My daughter won again. She has now won the spelling bee for the fourth consecutive year
🐝🐝🐝🐝

[tax daddy @nwokeoma_]

insecurity due to body odour.

[Diet💦 @DietWaterGUY]

Bricks and Minifigs CEO willing to destroy his $400M company over $200k worth of LEGO’s is frying me.

Just give OG his LEGO’s back 😭😭

[☔ @Whotfismick]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someone’s free time is NOT their availability

[eliza ˙⋆✮ @enchantedflms]

bold of u to assume i ever stopped calling it twitter

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Can Apple use common sense, if my phone is on silent but I set an alarm, WHY DO YOU THINK I WOULD WANT AN ALAAAAAAARM TO BE SILENT.?

[Adebola Badiru @ballzy_physio]

Me, working in a GP surgery, having a consultation and the patient casually asks:

“Did you come to this country by boat?”

At this point, nothing can shock me anymore

[Heloïse @noiseofheloise]

Voilà une planète qui va bien!

[blondehun @blondehunx]

reform voters dont even know what theyre voting for they just dont like brown people

[💗 @ma1ybe]

She got an autoimmune disease from 2 complicated pregnancies & gained weight. Marriage vows literally say "in sickness & health, for richer or poor". Y'all are shallow trash & don't take marriage seriously

[khaleesi🧍🏽‍♀️ @shelovesore]

A nonchalant person has absolutely nothing to offer me fr

[Bisma Zafar 🩺 @thebismazafar]

Of couse your wife can’t cook like your mom. YOU SHOULD! You’re her son. You ate her food your whole life.

[k @alfkkifine]

My neighbor got married at 45. They knew it might be hard to conceive, but they tried anyway. Month after month, nothing. Every negative test felt heavier than the last.

When she finally got pregnant, everyone called it a miracle.

At her 20-week scan, the technician went quiet. Too quiet. They said there were “complications.” She was sent home to “wait and see.”

She kept saying something felt wrong. Fever. Pain. They told her it was anxiety. That pregnancies at her age are “high risk” and she should try to relax.

By the time they admitted her, the baby was gone. She almost was too. Infection. Emergency surgery.

Afterward, they told her, “At 45, these things just happen.”

They tried again, even knowing the odds were slim. Nothing. Test after test came back “normal for your age.” Doctors shrugged. Suggested expensive treatments they couldn’t afford.

Her husband started sleeping on the couch. Said he didn’t want to “waste more time.” He left before she turned 50. Had a baby with someone younger within two years.

She blamed her age. Blamed her body. Blamed herself for “waiting too long.”

At 52, while switching hospitals, a new OB reviewed her old surgical report.
There it was:

“Fallopian tube removed due to intraoperative error. Patient not fully informed.”

One sentence.

No one had ever told her they removed a tube. No counseling. No explanation of how that further reduced her already limited fertility odds.

She spent years thinking her age was the problem.

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

We need more British people to be educated like this guy.

The elites look for who to blame and the easiest option for them is to blame immigrants. They keep fooling the uninformed populace who would not even verify anything.

[מַלכָּה @ladytiffs_]

To be forewarned please 👍🏽

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Aside from his blatant lies/ignorance about UK population numbers, Ratcliffe is an immigrant tax exile in Monaco, and most of his Manchester United team are immigrants to UK. So he’s a stinking race-baiting hypocrite.

[Ossy Vincent @ossynoya]

This is exactly how the 2027 general elections will play out.