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[Water•Irrigation Engineer•GIS Specialist🇲🇼🇮🇱 @elliams_ndala]

I choose to concur with you counsel. To avoid being shortlisted in the “ignorant” group I choose to pose the question. What is going on at Blantyre Water Board for employees to be casting your name like that?? Perhaps Osakufunani ku Ntchito???

[MALAWIAN CHILD🇲🇼 @JulioMulenga]

But who said the stomachs are meant to be flat??

[Vito Genovese @Tswana_Guy3]

I am living proof that lack of intimicay, cuddling, kissing and sex doesn’t kill.

[Kassi 🤍🫧 @kassy_rose12]

i rmb i posted “my” nigga and when i went through his phone i seen his hb sent it in the gc and he replied “that hoe trippin” OH ???? 🤣😭

[kiki🌸 @kikii055]

being a good girl is a scam in dating. you get treated better if you're high maintenance.

[Chan ❤️ @ChanIncognito]

Men with fades never ask us to become barbers to date them 🫩

[komolika @Ichanpyaari]

your mom cooking a full meal while she's sick doesn't show how good of a mother she is. it shows how disgustingly pathetic her husband and son are.

[mommy🍒 @lexxmckinsey]

school is kicking my ass but i gotta get this degree no lie

[Yanna Thee Astrologer 🩷 @AVenusianVirgo]

I do not have a single bone in my body to be a babymama.

[L Jay. @LuyandoJacobs]

Okay but WhatsApp should introduce a setting where, if someone has their reshare option turned off, they shouldn’t be able to reshare someone else’s status either, ngl. 💀

[Deborah Ocheido @d_ocheido]

Death doesn’t warn you. So give your life to Jesus today

[gigi🫧 @gigi_sofly]

God, take 30 pounds off me and give them to Ariana Grande.

[Lloyd... 🐻 @LloydNkhuwa]

That voice that stops you from buying women flowers and gifts ?? Yeah ? That's your spiritual wife bro 🤣

[NOAV @its_noav]

Raw cashhhhhhh

[lulu 🫧 @lulu2cool_000]

Im busy writing an assignment but I don’t even know what the module itself is about 😭 this semester shame

[Raven Lovette 🫧 @heyhoneyrae]

a man gone think I died the way I leave him alone.

[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

yes i said europe but we were in barcelona, france and paris. absolutely loved them all

[Sheila of the Most High @sheilatebra]

The devil fights your mind so aggressively because a stable mind hears God Clearly.

[with love, m.💕🎀 @MothemelaMapula]

Academically, we are abused.

[Noxolo Madonsela @Noxxcee]

Johannesburg men are buying, fuck.