Prakash Subramanian

Mumbaikar. Man Utd supporter. Indian Cricket zealot. Scuderia Ferrari tifosi. Bullshit evangelist. Seeker of the funnies. Views are personal. RT ≠ Endorsement

[Prakash Subramanian @prakrules]

Kohli walks when he’s not edged it. Pandya doesn’t claim a catch he has taken cleanly. WTF is this team. Reverse Australia

[Prakash Subramanian @prakrules]

Ferrari strategy for Charles was chaining Softs. Stop at every opportunity. Freshest used soft tyres, irrespective of track conditions. Like some sort of F1 game epic challenge mode or something. Mad mad team.

[Prakash Subramanian @prakrules]

Ferrari had the most amusing race today. They had a meta disasterclass strategy shitshow with split of:
1. A carefully balanced strategy of Lewis masterclass & traditional Ferrari lols.
2. What if scenario where they acted upon everything without Lewis pushback & a nose change

[Prakash Subramanian @prakrules]

Yet somehow walked out with an acceptable outcome true to their probable race hierarchy. We are all living in a simulation.

[Prakash Subramanian @prakrules]

@tnpoliceoffl My mother had the presence of mind to call me before payment was made and I made every attempt to get the cops to intervene, who repeatedly ignored the clear illegal nature of the fraud, instead blaming the victims for agreeing to it in the first place.

[Prakash Subramanian @prakrules]

Hey @tnpoliceoffl. If someone tricks a senior citizen into a service which is fake, & then scams them for lakhs without invoice or GST, does your police always come to broker a negotiation instead of catching the fraudsters? F3 Nungambakkam SI seems to think this is their job.

[Prakash Subramanian @prakrules]

If they've been found guilty of back channeling payments to inflate their books on one side, with a deliberate attempt to obstruct an investigation revealing it; who's to say there are no kickbacks involved with other parts of their business where income or expenses are involved

[Sam Peoples @sampeoples_]

Nothing suspicious here.

[Prakash Subramanian @prakrules]

What's the point of claiming to be proactive AFTRR you have been found guilty of deliberately obstructing the investigation across 35 separate counts

[Miguel Delaney @MiguelDelaney]

Manchester City statement:

Manchester City FC is both disappointed and surprised by the opinion of the Premier League Commission, that has been published today.

The Club is innocent of the accusations made by the Premier League and a comprehensive body of irrefutable evidence exists in support of all of its positions, relating to this case. The Club will therefore be relentless, and where necessary proactive, in any and all appropriate regulatory and legal forums.

The Premier League process remains ongoing, with significant elements uncompleted. Manchester City FC will now pursue the appeal avenues open to it, on the basis that the opinion contains clear material errors, of law, principle and fact, and is unsafe.

The Club has diligently respected due process for eight years on the basis that the Premier League Board and Executive would behave as an independent, impartial and fair-minded regulator, free from partisan influence.
The Club is obviously restricted in what it can say further until all future proceedings are complete.

[Prakash Subramanian @prakrules]

@R_o_M If they had to pay out now, they would owe about £1 billion to the 4 teams who filed right to claim compensation if guilty. 40% to United, 25% to Liverpool, rest evenly amongst the other 2 (back of the envelope calculation)

[Prakash Subramanian @prakrules]

Jesus was probably faster on wets when he walked on water, I reckon

[formularacers @formularacers_]

🚨 | Fernando Alonso and Lance Stroll's top speeds in Practice were 311kph and 309kph.

For comparison, these were some of today's top speeds in F2:

- Mini (328 kph)
- Stenshorne, Shields (326kph)
- Villagomez (325kph)
- Maini, Leon (323kph)
- Miyata (322kph)

[@Motorsport]

[Prakash Subramanian @prakrules]

They have 100% implemented an AI to generate random situational disruptions and probably fed it final destination as seed content, but then nerfed the ending.

Own up @EASPORTSFC @EASPORTS

[Josh🇬🇧 @avfcjosh_]

what the fuck has happened to career mode 😂😂

[Prakash Subramanian @prakrules]

@SwiggyCares DMed

[Prakash Subramanian @prakrules]

Hey @Swiggy @SwiggyCares your app is asking me how I liked my food for an order that was never delivered while I have been battling your AI & chat flows pretending to be human. Any grain if competency left in your entire organisation?

[Prakash Subramanian @prakrules]

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[Aaron's Analytics @Aaronsanalytics]

People are going to lose their minds over this graphic, but all you have to do is look at Carrick’s game model and the profiles of his players.

United’s midfield is full of technical, small-space players whose weaknesses become exposed when they have to cover large distances.

Carrick uses a compact mid-block to reduce those distances and protect their physical limitations.

The full-backs are tasked with covering big distances because they have to provide the width in possession.

Then you have Mbeumo, Sesko and Rashford, who are among the few players consistently making high-speed runs in behind.

The hysteria over this graphic makes little sense to me. Look at the game model, understand the player profiles and this graphic makes sense.

[Prakash Subramanian @prakrules]

Carrick & co. have clearly fixed something and broken something with our structure in the revised game model. Needs data driven tweaks to the model over the long break. Gut feel says 3 at the back might ironically be the answer to this style of game play 🥲

[Prakash Subramanian @prakrules]

Eye test and data reconcile.

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

Beyond individual lapses, there are issues in Manchester United’s defensive approach that start far further from their own goal.

Trying to create chances from high-turnovers is pleasing to fans when United pull it off. Supporters, and Michael Carrick, want to be excited by United’s football — but at the moment, attempts to press more aggressively are backfiring.

On average, United’s last defender is 33.4m away from their own goal without possession — the highest in the league.

The graphic above, where United’s defensive end is on the right, demonstrates how opponents are bypassing United in wide areas.

That Brighton lined up in a back three with wing-backs — which was unusual for Fabian Hurzeler’s side — signifies that pace on the flanks is becoming a recognised way to get at Carrick’s side.

Not only do United look easier to play through, but they are also finding it increasingly difficult to escape opposition pressure. Brighton won the ball 13 times in United’s defensive third, the highest figure recorded by any visiting side at Old Trafford over the last eight seasons. United simply could not live with their brilliantly coordinated, relentless press.

📝 @reallycerys & @Conor0Neill_

🔗 https://t.co/Cpi1aiZ8DS

[Prakash Subramanian @prakrules]

@AmazonHelp I'll recap the support response. You have a 5 day return policy. I reached out on day 7 because I was travelling. You you have quoted me a policy to hide service deficiency rather than solve it. The amount is not life changing, but the experience will make me switch platforms 💯

[Prakash Subramanian @prakrules]

Hey @amazonIN had ordered 5 ltr rice bran oil with my Amazon Now order last week. I was out of home so my staff collected it. Realised it was not delivered when they asked to reorder it within a few days (parcel was left outside door). Raising here because app keeps looping out

[Prakash Subramanian @prakrules]

Brobbey just throws his ass into duels and emerges with the ball magically.

Like some sort of inverse Bermuda Triangle.

Brobbey's passage!

[Prakash Subramanian @prakrules]

Need Kobbie to go on his Yaya Toure development arc. There are signs...

@Ankaman616 may have a different yardstick @TOTDevils?

[Prakash Subramanian @prakrules]

Hey, Admin! What are you, 13?

[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

Schlotter13eck 🔐