I don't think people Get Anaxa, tbh. The guy said 'bet' and killed himself to make a point. He is literally the 'killing myself in front of you to change the trajectory of your life' post. He does ethically dubious science on himself. He ragebaited Lygus bc it was funny.
.. a theory about me ? hm. can’t say i expected that. though you’ve managed to pique my interest all the same. ( a playful smirk in return, resting a hand against his chin as if pondering his answer .. )
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:O :D.
since i have your approval. and since i've willingly offered myself as your little devotee. may i ask the same favor in return ? .. i have a small theory of my own, one that happens to revolve entirely around you.
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phainon, you don't sound like a test subject at all ?
you sound more like a little devotee .. though, i wouldn't mind truly if you were. hm. ( he tilted his head, eyes wandering over his sudden stance. )
curiosity is a good thing,
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i, phainon of aedes elysiae, volunteer for this matter. so long as professor anaxa deems the experiment satisfactory.
( he places a hand over his chest )
heh. your choice of words is interesting. i'm intrigued.
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now you're simply feeding the hypothesis, phainon. laying out a menu of things for me to try .. my very serious scientific instincts are telling me i'd have to test both to reach a proper conclusion.
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well, then you'd just be biting my arm. hardly groundbreaking for a theory. perhaps some other part of me would yield different results. not all of me is… crunchy.
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.. how generous.
you realize if i actually bite you, it stops being a theory and starts being a practice, right ? you'll ruin my little game of what if before i've truly enjoyed it. you're a no good subject of attention.
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okay not exactly what I had in mind. but you've always been full of surprises ... even to the smartest person in the room. may bite my arm if it helps prove your theory. ⠀
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i simply wonder if you crunch like an apple, that's what i think when i look at you. if i look too hard i might give in to the impulse .. but ! that's quite rash. isn't it. haha.