okbye

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Starlink is licensed in over 165 countries and has spent five years complying with every single law and requirement of the government of India, so why still no license?

Is Ambani the real boss of India?

[Dhruv Rathee @dhruv_rathee]

Gyanesh, it’s done bro

Jai Hind 🇮🇳

[ANI @ANI]

Veteran actor Nana Patekar passed away at 5:20 AM today after suffering a severe cardiac arrest at his residence.

Despite 45 minutes of continuous CPR, he could not be revived. A medico-legal case (MLC) has been registered, and a post-mortem will be conducted: Dr. Shekhar Salkar, Chief of Oncology Department, Manipal Hospital

[Harsh Gupta Madhusudan @harshmadhusudan]

Got a hair cut via Urban today morning. The barber has been in Mumbai for sometime but is from Azamgarh. Works six days a week, morning to night and earns around a lakh rupees per month after his basic travel expenses. Said there is no dearth of opportunity or jobs, just need to work hard. Said wouldn’t take an entry level government job even if offered as he likes his work and autonomy.

I asked him about UP. He said earlier it took 7-8 hours to go from his village to Lucknow. Now you can do a round trip in that time while stopping for lunch and tea. Added that your glass of tea is unlikely to spill on the highways - they are so good. Was very happy with the development work in the country. Said in the village his family got some scheme benefits but not in the city. Told me TDS is deducted so he proudly files his returns and often gets refunds.

Has one son who he sends to a private pre-school and wife earned extra but is currently on break given the kid is small. I felt like telling him that he must let go of this toxic positivity about India and his life, and he must pronto create an account on X and Instagram to receive the “correct” opinions about our ostensibly ‘failed’ nation - but I didn’t have the heart to say that to him! ;)

[Bhaumik Gowande @bhaumikgowande]

Can it check if politicians are fit to govern?

[briony @brionysayani]

ye kesa winter arc hai bc, jisme garmi hoti hai

[Vivek @Vivek_Investor]

Imagine how the situation will be in the summer. Scary.

[Oligarch Kabuki @HouseCracka]

Lockdowns 2027
Russia Plague
Forced Vaccinations
No Gas
No Diesel
Work from Home
No Travel Allowed

[The Cinéprism @TheCineprism]

The ending of Drishyam 2 makes much more sense.

[Iski Topi Uske Sir @Iskitopiuskesir]

SOLD OUT hai toh ad kyu daal ra hai?

[maithun @Being_Humor]

When the pitch isn’t flat 😭

[Dr. Rahul Baxi @baxirahul]

I miss the twitter when most of the tweets and replies were without use of chatGPT.

[Anakin.r9 @Anakin_xd9]

iran bkl marte marte 18 gold jeet rhe ,

[Xavier Uncle @xavierunclelite]

zero check karlo sir:

[okbye @pranay9860]

No server @IDBI_Bank @IDBIBankCares

[chhapra university’s first strokes listener @fostertheparent]

Dominos bhadwe apne wallet kei 25 rupay gaand me daal le, nahi khana chodu sa pizza

[James Li @5149jamesli]

What is the likelihood that a random commercial airline captain would be on a big podcast? @grok

[Chikoo 𝕏 @tweeterrant]

Jhalmuri ki gaand mai se bahar niklo bklodo

[okbye @pranay9860]

@sidhant In sab logo ko kya pata hai jo hume samaj nahi aaraha ???

[Sidhant Sibal @sidhant]

EAM Jaishankar warns of "major food crisis in coming months" amid shortages of grains, fertilizers, super El Niño

Vdo source: Asia Society