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Accidentally stepped on my grandpa’s foot

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Look I didn’t choose to be named Smegpork man

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@clutchtomi

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I’m selling bricks in Harlem fuck your grandmother

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@JadeLeFlame Sorry man. I’m a duck guy only.

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I thlammed my penith in the car door

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@JadeLeFlame I was honoring Daffy Duck but sure, let’s make it all about you

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Huckin globs of smegma over the fence and into the neighbour’s yard

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The penis knows not the worth of the balls until the ducts run dry

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Those Tim Hortons farmers wrap sausages are 80% cancer cell

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Crop dusted the interns at work and it was the kind of fart you wanna wipe after.

[The Internet Fish @TheInternetFish]

Realest shit I've seen this year

[Marco @soymarcogm]

Ella aún no lo sabe pero voy a hacerle love bombing (amarla incondicionalmente durante 70 años) y después hacerle ghosting (morirme)

[SCARYSPONGE! @SussedSponge]

you can tell he didn't expect to get anything. you can tell he's internalised that he doesn't deserve kindness. spongebob doesn't agree. spongebob loves

[jujubee 📇 @snaiImaiI]

don’t mind banana guy too much but i remember when i saw death grips, all these reddit nerds thought it would be funny to show up in overalls and a propeller hat and a big lollipop but they all had the same idea so like half the crowd at every show was grown men dressed like that

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hey guys i’m back

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2 hours into a movie called Benny: what are we? Some kind of Hollandaise Sauce?

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When I was younger I had to ask my older brother permission to fap

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Jehovah’s Witness New Yorker: I hate transfusions!!