Snarl and Sableye

PARODY ACCOUNT/DON'T TAKE ANYTHING I SAY SERIOUSLY

banner art by @djinntricks !

alt is @krookowboy

[Snarl and Sableye @pranksterscreen]

💎:Phewwwww! Glad were finally home!!!

Hope we don't have to go through.....that again.

💎:...*opens the door*

💎:wait....why is that window open?

... I've got a bad feelin' about this.

💎:And the lights are all off......

...No.

...NO.

This can't be.

[Snarl and Sableye @pranksterscreen]

@SinnohPenguin //hai hello

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@SinnohPenguin //hihi!!!

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@HauntertheTiara //ty gng

[Haunter the Tiara @HauntertheTiara]

BREAKING NEWS!!

Did you saw a lot of stranger around your neighborhood lately?

You're not alone. For some unknown reason, a lot of Dark Type Pokemon are moving around the Kalos region and it's surrounding.

Sta-... who the hell are you?
🥦: I don't know, I just got here.

[Snarl and Sableye @pranksterscreen]

But Sableye.... if we stay on flora's cabin for longer.....what if they find out and burn it too?

...I do not wish for him to lose everything again because of us.

💎:...we'll look for another shelter soon enough.

💎:then another, and another, and another, and another, and anot

[Snarl and Sableye @pranksterscreen]

💎:i knew it. i knew it. I KNEW IT!!!!

Whats wrong? what are y-

💎:we are not safe, Snarl. They are after us. It could have been us.

💎:We need to keep hiding. At least we got a new place to live in for now.

[Haunter the Tiara @HauntertheTiara]

BREAKING NEWS!!

A house In Lumiouse City is burning down this morning.

The authority are still investigating on who/what causes the fire.

The asked the local and they said 'that house is trashy as hell'

Stay tuned on for more news.

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@HauntertheTiara //thanks! :D

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@MenthaReuniclus 💎:bring it on!!!!!

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@florakaiju 💎:Nah, fate is to be defied! you don't get to live your life how you want if you spend it on a set path.

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@Unit_224556 💎:...works.

💎:feel free to hit me up if you need maintenance, i guess!

[Snarl and Sableye @pranksterscreen]

@djinntricks @a_shiny_zygarde Where did ye even get that????

[Hoopa 😈 @djinntricks]

💛 Emotional support.
[ he says as he holds a cock in his hands. ]
Wanna pet it?

[Snarl and Sableye @pranksterscreen]

@florakaiju C'mon, don't be so grim, will ye?

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💎:WE JUST MOVED TO SINNOH WHAT THE FUCK????

[𝓝𝓮𝓬𝓻𝓸, 𝓖𝓸𝓭𝓭𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓛𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 @GoddessUNecro]

*Important news coming from the TV whenever you all are lmao:*

We have received a last-minute report that the ocean connected to Unova has suddenly and drastically changed color, with heavy rain pounding the coasts and other regions connected to this ocean, 1/4

[Snarl and Sableye @pranksterscreen]

@glimmertyrants Don't worry, mate. I would not like to fight ye.

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@florakaiju ...So, about that, we can't exactly go back there, remember?

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@florakaiju @glimmertyrants ily sm oomf keeping aggroing your flora❤️‍🩹

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@hydrapple_real @AncientMonarch4 @hydrapple_ex @Johnpoketwt @SinnohPenguin @Unit_224556 @TheCoolestKip @B4BYD0LL3Y3S

go my oomfs

[Utahime Iori ୨୧ @utahime1ori]

use this post as an excuse to promote your favorite rp accs! either in the replies or with a quote! let’s spread some love🫶

[Snarl and Sableye @pranksterscreen]

💎:yeah we gay, keep scrolling

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@Unit_224556 @KingOfWaterType 💎:mwhwheheheheheheh

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so yeah i defo didnt steal this