prasanth kumar

[prasanth kumar @prasanth_tpk]

"You look so beautiful in this dress"
"So you mean I don't look good in other dresses?"
Then you wonder why we don't compliment you often.

[prasanth kumar @prasanth_tpk]

ICICI Moto - Hum Hai Naa
*After a year*
"Jisne Bola Tha Usne Resign Kar Diya".

[prasanth kumar @prasanth_tpk]

I have 4 personalities:
1. When I’m alone
2. When I’m around friends
3. When I’m around my parents
4. When I’m around someone I like

[prasanth kumar @prasanth_tpk]

The coincidences never seem to end. Telugu : Italian of the East :: Telangana/Seemandhra formationg : June 2 (Italian Republic Day)

[prasanth kumar @prasanth_tpk]

Rohit Sharma in ODIs since his 209
13 mts, 12 inngs, 304 runs (ave 25.33), S/r 68.77

[prasanth kumar @prasanth_tpk]

AAP is like that wife who abuses her husband for drinking, gambling and girlfrnds but at the end of the day sleeps with him.

[prasanth kumar @prasanth_tpk]

Devyani is innocent because she is,
1. Indian in the US.
2. Woman.
3. Beautiful.
4. Dalit and also because
5. Elections are close.

[prasanth kumar @prasanth_tpk]

Very funny copying a video game's BGM and keeping it for a movie like bahubali

[prasanth kumar @prasanth_tpk]

Equality In India...
Earlier: Women Used To Cry While Cutting Onions;
Now: Men Are Crying While Buying Onion

[prasanth kumar @prasanth_tpk]

Manager :This is your revised salary, keep it confidential
Employee: Don't worry, I am equally ashamed of it

[prasanth kumar @prasanth_tpk]

"Beta, this one's not nice. We'll get you a better one."- Some Indian parents (on everything from toys to life partners)

[prasanth kumar @prasanth_tpk]

Turtle: Nothing is slower than me.
Snail: Are you sure?
Internet Explorer: Hello?
IRCTC: Aaaaawaz Niche !

[prasanth kumar @prasanth_tpk]

There's already a page named "I hate Ishant Sharma" with almost 3,500 likes on Facebook

[prasanth kumar @prasanth_tpk]

Dear single guys, if a girl gives you as many chances as Dhoni has given to Ishant Sharma, marry her.

[prasanth kumar @prasanth_tpk]

All AP votes are ensured to go into madam's bucket. what an idea sir ji..trs+ cong n ysrcp + congress

[prasanth kumar @prasanth_tpk]

Uncertainty in AP, clarity in INC. Diesel for car (TRS) & current for fan (YCP), provided by INC. INC destroying the lives of Telugu people!

[prasanth kumar @prasanth_tpk]

Chandrababu Naidu always says he is a man of character. Now that is on Twitter, he will be a man of 140 characters

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Politicians are nothing but Criminals with condoms to protect them .

[prasanth kumar @prasanth_tpk]

Real motive of #Aadhar was different. UPA Govt made money by selling information of citizens?

[prasanth kumar @prasanth_tpk]

Aadhar card is like Rahul Gandhi, crores spent on making it purposeful and still useless.