pdud

everyone here is fucking larping trust no one. future potato farmer, current engineer

[Uncle Runk @NotUncleRunk]

My Muslim friend who won’t eat bacon just told me he got his dick stroked during a screening of Primetime

[pdud @prasdud]

having some gizmo on your head that collects and sends data to big tech is crazy

[Deepinder Goyal @deepigoyal]

Six colors for the launch edition of @temple

Pre-orders open soon - hopefully next week; just need certainty on a couple more items.

Folks on early access waitlist get priority access. Join the waitlist at https://t.co/XxGR9Hpq58

Can’t wait to get this 𝗂̶𝗇̶ ̶𝗒̶𝗈̶𝗎̶𝗋̶ ̶𝗁̶𝖺̶𝗇̶𝖽̶𝗌̶ on your temple 😄

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

Ten lines get a dozen comments about variable names. Ten thousand lines get a single LGTM.

[shlummi @shlummi]

maybe the dots aint so bad.....

[(Sha)²nk @5ha5hank_08]

this is frying me yo 😭😭😭😭

[dar • he.him.his @dlabeach]

America dot gov just launched. This bug will be patched by EOD.

[0xYannox 🇩🇿🇵🇸 @667Yannox]

@RockstarGames @gameinformer please add femboys in gta 6

[timo @timo_rf]

leetcoding at 33 years old is a humilation ritual

[Apollo @ApoIIoHB]

How to jailbreak PS5 firmware 7-13.60
Connect your primary DNS on your PS5 to 45.56.67.85, then navigate to user guide and open it; then put “https://t.co/cNZwgvGw5L“ (without the quotations) in the URL box and wait. Congratulations!

[Mesmerizing @0xMesmerizing]

My wife got pregnant by another man.

It's been a challenging 9 months knowing he's not my son but I'm so excited to raise him like my own.

Here's 9 things it taught me about holding Ethereum: 👇

[lame timpala 🥑 @planetlok]

never design anything again

[pdud @prasdud]

@empiremagazine has this been kirkified, i cant tell anymore

[Kardashev Research @Kardashev_AI]

Hello world.

[pdud @prasdud]

@BasicallyIDoWrk need the receipt for a tax write off

[pdud @prasdud]

there is one very correct answer and one very bad answer

[Arsh Goyal @arsh_goyal]

Planning to host the first Kimi event in India, tell me where should we do?

- Bangalore
- Pune
- Delhi
- Bhopal

@Kimi_Moonshot

The one with most replies wins 🫡 and follow for updates on more details

[brandon @burcs]

software eng lifecycle:

>wants to be a game dev
>only jobs are for saas engineers
>forced to sling javascript for $$$
>ai learns to slop out javascript faster than you
>unemployed
>finally time to be a game dev

[Borrachito 🥃 @borrachito]

Yo en el trabajo fingiendo ser simpático…

[retired sports fan @kreepkroop]

my rapido driver arrived, i gave him my pin, wore his helmet, and next thing i know, he's started the trip and driven off WITHOUT ME??? he's been driving for the past 10 minutes without realizing there's nobody behind him what the hell man 😭😭

[Iski Topi Uske Sir @Iskitopiuskesir]

Make in india 💪