Prashant Srivastav

Alpha MALE
#Proud to be Indian
5 star codechef
Software Development Engineer
Central right wing

[ghatak @Neetivaan]

Save Hinduism from BJP, this is blasphemy but chodi supporters won't say a single word.

[Hina Rohtaki @HinaRohtaki]

Chandigarh IAS officers have government vehicles to travel anywhere they want to, at taxpayers’ expense.

Meanwhile, the taxpayer struggles to find an affordable ride after the same IAS officers ban Uber, Ola Rapido and Indrive....!!

[Ajeet Bharti @ajeetbharti]

WON’T HAPPEN TILL YOUR BLUE POLICIES ARE ON.

[Saurav Das @SauravDassss]

Nabin ji, 9 crore youth do not have a job. वह सब गुइयाँ छीलेंगे आपके 2047 तक?

[SudhirPaka @sudhir_paka]

Shameless morons!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Unfortunately, we are being blocked by certain oligarchs in order to maintain their monopolistic chokehold on the Indian people. You can guess who they are …

This is a crime against the people of India!

[कुंभकरण @_kumbhkaran]

25 years of Narendra Modi in public life

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

Bro you are 67

You will be 88 in 2047

The only thing you can do is Vyapam, sit down.

[Alpha Specter🗿 @Koshur07]

I'm General category
All political parties are my enemies

[Ajeet Bharti @ajeetbharti]

After the ‘ease of doing business’ hit us in the form of EDF rules by our brilliant @RBI and @FinMinIndia, I asked my banker if he knew what needs to be done, or are we covered as YouTube/X/PayPal/Patreon earning journalists?

He said, “Sir, for last one week, we are all struggling to find ways to calm down our customers. We have not been trained on this new rule. We don’t know what details needs to be matched. But we have till October 31, should be able to figure out.”

The RBI is silent if we receive money from some patrons via Patreon/PayPal, do we need to file it? Do we need to file each one separately? Will YouTube/X that pays in foreign currency, be called an importer of our services?

What about online teachers? Freelancers? They need to create invoices for each of their posters they made? If a client doesn’t pay money, your whole business goes bust! What logic is this?

This govt goes after 95% of honest taxpayers, who maintain books, records. They are unable to catch the 5%, so they come with ridiculous rules that make your life hell. More forms, more headache. When the bank gets the ‘purpose code’, when it verifies from the company, why do we need an extra form?

Anyway, thank you @narendramodi ji. This is the ‘ease of business’ we voted for.

[Ajeet Bharti @ajeetbharti]

चल झूठे, बहुरूपिये!

[Rishav Sharma @rishav_sharma1]

Do people really think god doesn’t like you eating non-veg on tuesday or other auspicious days, but has no problem with it on other days? what exactly do they think happens at 12:00 AM? does god go “ok it’s 12:01 am you can have it now”? and which timezone? is it only IST?

[Dr Nimo Yadav 2.0 @DrNimoYadav]

This man is living his best life.

He goes places, clicks stunning pictures of himself, makes aesthetic reels, comes back home, and sleeps.

No stress. No responsibilities.

[खुरपेंच @khurpenchh]

सड़क ख़राब होने का मतलब ये थोड़ी होता है कि उसमे घुस के पत्रकारिता करने लगो,

ये मत भूलो बैंगलोर में भी मंत्री लोग तमाचा जड़ सकते हैं।

[Babalola Esq.⚖️ @Owiggy_]

Can I also go to Saudi Arabia and complain there’s no alcohol?

[ghatak @Neetivaan]

Chamchas were hating Indian Express while the baap of chamchas is sharing express article.

absolute cinema

[Chanakya @ChanakyaShah]

We talk about ease of doing business in India and compare it with China, there’s one big difference I’ve noticed:

In India, no one wants to feel accountable.

Let me share my experience with one of India’s biggest shipping companies, Delhivery.

I’m a co-founder of an electrolyte brand. We sent two packages worth almost ₹1lakh to Ladakh for the Ladakh Marathon because we wanted to sell them at the event.

They failed to deliver them and shipped them back to us.

For the next 40–45 days, there was no update on where the packages were. We kept following up, but nobody gave us a clear answer.

After 45 days, they told us the packages were lost and simply closed the case.
We were shocked by the lack of accountability. No explanation, no apology, no guilt. Just, “It’s lost.”

And when we asked why, how it happened, or what the next step was, nobody had an answer. Delhivery team doesn’t answer calls. We tried reaching out to different people, and most of them either said, “It’s not my department,” or cut the call.

Our team got stuck in an endless loop.

Shipping aggregator says to contact the shipper.
Shipper says to contact someone else.
Delhivery team doesn’t answer.

And the biggest loser is the entrepreneur who is willing to do business.

I’ve dealt with Chinese suppliers and logistics companies before, and the difference in accountability and service is very noticeable.

They are desperate to do business with you. They take ownership, respond quickly, and try to solve the problem.

That’s what ease of doing business should feel like, not this, definitely!

[Tehseen Poonawalla Official 🇮🇳 @tehseenp]

You deserve it. I am going to tell something personal: i personally k ow of atleast 25 familes that @neha_laldas has saved. And she never asks them to make it public or thank her. About 15days ago she helped 8 people in Karnataka on whom there was an FIR. Neha full power to u

[Praffulgarg @praffulgarg97]

A school protest in France turned into a nationwide crisis.

Nearly 5,000 arrests, 400+ schools closed and hundreds of police personnel injured. Social media accelerated the unrest, with viral content reportedly mixing old footage with current protests.

One TikTok video crossed 800,000 views in 48 hours. The original school issue was partly addressed, but the movement kept expanding into violence, vandalism and political messaging.

All this while France is already politically unstable, having seen four Prime Ministers since January 2024.

A local grievance can become a national crisis very quickly when misinformation, social media amplification and weak political stability collide.

[Tehseen Poonawalla Official 🇮🇳 @tehseenp]

Those targeting my friend @neha_laldas have no idea the hard work, effort and dedication she puts in to fight for the GC cause. She is an asset, a walking Google authentic data and one of the kindest people I know.
Neha may your tribe increase