Prashant Sharma Bhatt

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[Prashant Sharma Bhatt @prashantsharmab]

@sudhirchaudhary सुधीर चौधरी जी ने टुकड़े और आजादी गैंग की सच्चाई पहले ही दिखा दी थी।
बस कुछ तथाकथित बुद्धिजीवी सत्य को परेशान कर रहे थे।
पर उनको क्या पता सत्य परेशान हो सकता है पराजित नही।

[Kanpur Needs @kanpursneed]

किस बात का हाउस टैक्स?
किस बात का वाटर टैक्स?
किस बात का रोड टैक्स?

[Praveen Mohta @MohtaPraveenn]

कानपुर के हजारों घरों में शनिवार शाम से बिजली-पानी नहीं है। कमलदल के नेता और विधायक संडे सुबह पूल में अठखेली कर रहे थे।

24 घंटे बाद विधायक और Kesco MD को याद आया कि बत्ती नहीं है। #Kanpur #BJP @NBTLucknow

[Catty @CatWomaniya]

Chomu, why am I supposed to check for adulteration before I consume food?

IT’S QUITE LITERALLY YOUR JOB?

[Janardan Mishra @janardanmis]

न्याय व्यवस्था की खूबसूरती (?) देखिए...🧐

वर्ष 2000 में पाकिस्तानी आतंकी संगठन लश्कर ए तैयबा के आतंकवादियों ने दिल्ली लालकिला में तैनात भारतीय सेना की 7-राजपूताना राइफल्स की यूनिट पर हमला किया। अचानक हुए उस हमले में भारतीय सेना के 3 सैनिक शहीद गए थे।

दिल्ली पुलिस ने 4 दिनों में ही आतंकी हमले के मास्टरमाइंड पाकिस्तानी आतंकी मोहम्मद आरिफ उर्फ़ अश्फ़ाक को गिरफ़्तार कर लिया।

उसके बाद हमारी भारतीय न्याय व्यवस्था की खूबसूरती (?) देखिए!

इतने संगीन मामले में दिल्ली की ट्रायल कोर्ट ने उसे फांसी की सजा सुनाने में 5 साल लगा दिए। (2005)...

दिल्ली की ट्रायल कोर्ट के फ़ैसले की पुष्टि करने में दिल्ली हाईकोर्ट को 2 साल और लगे। (2007)

सुप्रीम कोर्ट ने दिल्ली हाईकोर्ट के उसी आदेश को बनाए रखने में 4 साल और लगाए। (2011)

मोहम्मद आरिफ़ की समीक्षा याचिका ख़ारिज करने में सुप्रीम कोर्ट को 1 साल और लगा। (2012)

उसके बाद आरिफ की क्यूरेटिव याचिका को ख़ारिज करने में सुप्रीम कोर्ट को 2 साल और लगे। (2014)

सितंबर 2014 में सुप्रीम कोर्ट की संविधान पीठ ने फैसला सुनाया कि जिन मामलों में हाईकोर्ट ने मौत की सजा सुनाई है, ऐसे मामलों को 3 जजों की पीठ के समक्ष सूचीबद्ध किया जाना चाहिए।

इस प्रकार पाकिस्तानी आतंकी मोहम्मद आरिफ एक बार फिर अपने द्वारा दायर समीक्षा याचिका पर फिर से सुनवाई के लिए पात्र हो गया।

उसके बाद सुप्रीम कोर्ट की 3 जजों की संविधान पीठ को मोहम्मद आरिफ़ की समीक्षा याचिका ख़ारिज करने में 8 साल और लगे। (2022)!

फिर मोहम्मद आरिफ ने राष्ट्रपति को दया याचिका दायर की, जिसे 13 जून 2024 को राष्ट्रपति ने खारिज कर दिया। (2024)!

इस प्रकार 3 भारतीय सैनिकों का हत्यारा पिछले 24 वर्षों से भारतीय टैक्स पेयर के पैसे से ज़िंदा है...!

लेकिन अभी मामला ख़त्म नहीं हुआ है।

भारत के बिकाऊ जजों और जड़ न्याय व्यवस्था को देखते हुए अभी कुछ नहीं कहा जा सकता कि राष्ट्रपति द्वारा दया याचिका ख़ारिज करने के बाद भी आतंकी आरिफ़ की फाँसी की सजा देने में अभी कितना वक्त लगेगा...?

और हाँ, अभिषेक मनु सिंघवी, कपिल सिब्बल, सलमान ख़ुर्शीद और प्रशांत भूषण जैसे क़ानूनी जस्टिस ट्रेडर्स विशेषज्ञों का मानना है कि आरिफ संविधान के अनुच्‍छेद 32 (संवैधानिक उपचार का अधिकार) के तहत सजा में रियायत की मांग कर सकता है। वह मौत की सजा पर अमल में अत्‍यधिक देरी को आधार बनाते हुए याचिका दायर कर सकता है।
मुझे तो डर कि सुप्रीम कोठे का बिकाऊ माल कहीं उसे हर्जाने का आदेश न दे दे।

ऐसे हजारों उदाहरणों में से यह केवल एक है। करोड़ों लम्बित केसेज के अलावा इस अन्याय पालिका द्वारा प्रतिवर्ष 50 लाख से अधिक पीड़ित निर्दोष बिना वजह चट्टी घिसते हैं। सत्ता और अवकाश का इतना मजा विश्व के किसी भी देश की न्यायपालिका को नहीं मिलता, अफ्रीकन और इस्लामिक देशों को भी नहीं।

[Keh Ke Peheno @coolfunnytshirt]

Awesome! 🔥
This is what a dynamic leader looks like!

Can Modi ever do this?

[त्रिशूल अचूक 🔱🚩🇮🇳 @TriShool_Achuk]

दोनों लड़कियाँ केरल की हैं।
लेकिन ऐसा लगता है मानो एक ही लड़की नृत्य कर रही हो और उसकी परछाई दिखाई दे रही हो।
परीक्षकों को इस पर विश्वास ही नहीं हुआ, इसलिए उन्होंने उनसे दोबारा नृत्य करने के लिए कहा।
✨🎸🎉💃

[Muhammad Shafqat 𝕏 @Mdshafqat78]

Industries बंद हो जाने के बाद भी आज से कुछ साल पहले तक कानपुर शहर नोएडा से ज्यादा revenue देता रहा है, आज नोएडा टॉप पर है।

आज जो हालत infrastructure के मामले में नोएडा की है, वही कानपुर की भी होनी चाहिए थी, लेकिन कानपुर political representation में पीछे रह गया, आज हालात खराब हैं

[Swati Goel Sharma @swati_gs]

In this thread, I reported how a six-year-old girl, enrolled in Class 1, was violated by three neighbouring boys. She was bleeding so much her mother thought she would not survive

All perpetrators have been granted bail

In just 2 months, Delhi’s Karkardooma court has granted bail to the under-18 culprits and allowed them to live in the same mohalla as the victim

It’s another matter that we (through @sewanyaya and @RashtraJyoti) have managed to shift the family away into a Hindu locality as perpetrators are from Muslim community

But imagine the state of affairs in legal justice system

We are exploring options to go to high court against the bail

[Abhijit Iyer-Mitra @Iyervval]

The irony is not only was he removed from the speaker’s post for being a non-Muslim, his rotten diseased family moved to India in 1958 and were granted citizenship. I want to know what that rotten family are up to in India right now.

[Muhammad Shafqat 𝕏 @Mdshafqat78]

कानपुर वालों, अपने भौकाल और सबसे खुशहाल शहर वाली बात पर गर्व करना छोड़ दो जब तक कानपुर में infrastructure, unemployment, air connectivity और बाकी बड़ी समस्याओं का समाधान नहीं हो जाता

तुम लोगों ने "भौकाल" और "खुशहाल शहर" के illusion में रहना सीख लिया है। इस illusion से बाहर निकलो

[Abhishek @AbhishBanerj]

Every Indian should know this.

Canada has taken back all allegations against India in Nijjar case

So many Indian liberals supported Trudeau's fake allegations against India ... and accused India of "transnational oppression"

These traitors should apologize to the nation

[Venkatesh Alla @venkat_fin9]

Every sub-registrar office in India knows exactly how much cash changes hands. They get their cut too. This isn't a broken system. This is the system working as designed

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Dear Sadiq Khan,

I think some of the prejudice to do with 'singling out Muslims' is to to with their stated intention to kill 'infidels', expecially the bit about beheading them

You see, the other religions don't promise that

[Col AJ🇮🇳 @ajaykraina]

A bird's eye view of the Gulf War:
1. The US, uncomfortable and stuck, possibly looking for a ramp off; likely to declare a Trumpian victory aka falsity whenever an opportunity comes along.
2. Iran has shown a remarkable absorption capacity; this being as important as strike capability in any war.
3. Russia rumoured to be hosting the new Supreme Leader; the old tradition of hosting disposed rulers continues.
4. Israel is concentrating on Lebanon, while doing the minimum to make sure the US-Iran don't indulge in a noora kushti. Attack on the gas field and knocking off anyone and everyone who could be spoken to in Iran are some of such actions.
5. Gulf nations have learnt a lesson: certain things can't be outsourced; defence is one such thing.
6. Heermandi is in a flux. Saudis, warning Iran with one eye on AssI'm Munir, is making the Failed Marshal worried. Afghans, in any case, are around the corner.
7. Oil+gas crisis is around the corner for importer nations across the globe.
8.Unlike everyone else facing external threats, Bharat is pregnant with ungrateful, thankless politicians and masses who are collectively referred to as 0.5 Front.

[Manan S. Bhatt @mananbhattnavy]

"Ambushed"
#UntoldStoryArmy

During a military training course in Mhow, India, the 1962 war with China broke out. My course was cancelled, and everyone returned to their units. However, I received special orders to stay put and await further instructions. Two days later, my posting to Jammu and Kashmir arrived – with immediate reporting required.

Having driven my car to Mhow, I had no choice but to take it back to Punjab, leave it there, and then travel on to J&K. Pressed for time, I decided to drive straight from Mhow to Delhi, a risky decision. One particularly dangerous stretch was between Gwalior and Agra, notorious for bandits and lawlessness.

Traveling alone at night through this area was foolish, but I pressed on in my trusty Hindustan-14. Around midnight, approaching a narrow pass through low hills, I found the road blocked by a fallen tree. It was an ambush. Turning back wasn't an option.

As I stopped, armed men materialized, their faces hidden. They searched me for valuables, taking my watch and wallet before moving on to my car and luggage. However, things took an unexpected turn when someone announced a "Sardar" had arrived.

Every one pulled back a little and there appeared a sturdy young man with a large mustache. As he drew near, he suddenly sprung to attention and gave me a smart salute and said ‘Sahib Ji, tussee ethay ki kar rahey ho.’ (Sir what are you doing here!)

From his voice and his face, latter day mustache notwithstanding, I recognized him. He was my tank gunner and had been discharged after his seven-year tenure of engagement. Those days soldiers were discharged after seven years and given no pension.

I responded to his query and asked him,’ Nahar Singh toon aye ki kam pharya hai (Nahar Singh what is this work you have taken on.) He said, ‘Sahib Ji admi nu kuch na kuch taan karna chaheda hai, welay beth kaay vi ki karna hai.’ (Sir one must do, some or the other work and there is no point in sitting idle!)

I told him, ‘tenu aasi eh taan nahi sakhlaya’ (we did not train you for such activity.) “Sahib ji tohati ambush laney di sikhlai kam ahh rahi hai. Sadi ambush wich koe nuks hai!.” (Sir your training in laying an ambush is proving useful. Do you find any fault with our ambush.)

He responded with a loud chuckle. He addressed his gang and said. “Dekheya sadhi regiment de officer kiney deelair hun, ekelay he rat nu is sarak tay chal rahey hun.” (do you see how brave are the officers of our regiment. They travel alone on this road at night.)

I asked him if his wife knew what work he was doing. To this he answered “Sarian gallaan wife nu thorian dassidian hun.

Oh soch di hai kay main police da kam kar rahaan hain.” (You don’t disclose everything to your wife. She thinks I am working for the police). At this one of them interjected that, “Police whi ehhoo kam kardi hai.” (Police too does this sort of work).

This raised much laughter amongst them. Then he told his men not to just stand watching but to quickly make tea for the sahib. All my stuff was put back in the car, and my watch and wallet returned. After a cup of tea and much bonhomie and handshaking I took leave of Nahar Singh and his gang.

A story by Lt Gen Harwant Singh

[Tushar Gupta @Tushar15]

If you have shown some spine after the 26/11 Mumbai attacks, we’d have called you ‘Dhurandhar’ too, but you are just a ‘Chuchundhar’ of one family.

[Subuhi Khan @SubuhiKhan01]

I, as a Muslim ask @MahuaMoitra - Is it ok for Muslims to keep pork in Masjids as they already eat chicken, mutton & other non vegetarian food so what’s the difference?

The answer is what makes a difference is intention and belief. Idiotic comparisons will not solve the problem.

[Kamlesh Singh / Tau @kkstau]

The good thing is that, due to Assembly elections in 4 states and a UT, Indians will not see a sharp rise in fuel prices. That's why democracy is good. The government absorbs the shock. All countries should try it.

[Daniel Bordman @DanielBordmanOG]

I felt it necessary to speak out in the wake of Nancy Grewal’s murder, because like her I have been very critical of Khalistani extremism in our country.

Nancy faced constant threats and harassment but she never gave up her freedom of speech, and in honour of her, we mustn’t either.

Thank you to Canadian Hindus for Harmony for organizing this memorial for Nancy. 🇨🇦

[Iceland Cricket @icelandcricket]

Dear @ICC,

It is with a heavy heart that we now announce our unavailability to replace Pakistan in the upcoming T20 World Cup. Regardless of whether they now withdraw, the short timescales ensure it is impossible for our squad to prepare in the professional manner necessary to compete effectively in this global cricketing spectacle. We are not like Scotland and able to turn up on a whim, with no kit sponsor.

Our players are from all walks of life and cannot simply drop their occupations to fly halfway around the world to experience temperatures only normally felt in Finnish saunas. Our captain, a professional baker, needs to attend to his oven, our ship captain needs to steer his vessel, and our bankers need to go bankrupt (again). This is the harsh reality of cricket at the amateur level of the game.

This news will be extremely disappointing to our fans. Despite being the most peaceful nation on Earth, we maintain an army of online followers, and are the world's 14th most followed national board on X. We were ready to give the Dutch the biggest shock they have experienced since William of Orange lost the Battle of Landen in 1693. And the Americans were looking forward to taking on Greenland, or so their orange-dyed leader thought.

Our loss is likely Uganda's gain. We wish them well. Their kits cannot be missed unless you have epilepsy, in which case they are probably best avoided.

The future is always ice, until it isn't.

Yours sincerely,

Icelandic Cricket Association