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Miscellany of musings.

[🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab]

Just saw the movie btw. it has:

- a dumbass playing the game
- actual inventory management
- convenient puzzles, keys & backtracking
- cheesable bosses & useless sewer level
- a weaker third act

MF THIS *IS* RESIDENT EVIL

[DP @prastyphylia]

Someone said end that refrigerator company, Duo 😭

[DP @prastyphylia]

EYE??????

[Duolingo @duolingo]

when an ugly stranger calls you twin 😂😭 No Brand 🙅‍♂️✋

[DP @prastyphylia]

@betosaysso @duolingo 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[DP @prastyphylia]

VERTICAL GAMING ON PHONE OHHH they’re truly cooking so good!!!

[Geoff Keighley @geoffkeighley]

Gaming in iPhone Duo - 3 perspectives

[DP @prastyphylia]

She’s serving, omg.

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

This iPhone duo animation

[DP @prastyphylia]

WHAAAAAAT??????

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

As confirmed earlier through our official channels, in mid-June of this year, we unexpectedly received notice from PlayStation Studios that they would cancel the PHYSINT project. PHYSINT is an important project both to me personally and to KOJIMA PRODUCTIONS. Determined to keep the project alive, we have spent the last three months searching tirelessly for a new partner. In the course of seeking advice and pursuing negotiations with people across many fields, we found in XBOX a partner with whom we share a common vision for the future, and we have decided to team up with them once again. Please rest assured that development of PHYSINT, our genre-defining action-espionage title, is ongoing and will continue moving forward.

[DP @prastyphylia]

Next level brainrot, I fear.

[DP @prastyphylia]

Oh.

[Neesh 🥭 @Neesh774]

we're breaking records this year ladies and gents

[Vadim Yuryev @VadimYuryev]

No way. You can LITERALLY watch The Odyssey that way that Christopher Nolan intended..

Apple officially beat the meme.

[DP @prastyphylia]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Duolingo @duolingo]

it’s called the iPhone WHAT???

[m̷a̷r̷u̷n̷g̷ ̷w̷a̷d̷u̷r̷a̷ 【= ❙ 𖥦 ❙ =】 @aimr0d]

@PolJokesID Ini baru pergerakan akar rumput

[DP @prastyphylia]

Periyadttt 😭

[꒱꒱ cauli ૮꒰ ˊᗜˋ ꒱ა kanade's gf ⸝⸝ @qualcomm9008]

sex is an intimate and sacred act.....

your body is a temple and you shouldn't be sharing it with someone who uses ONE UI.

[Mark Martinez @MarkElDude]

MFs gonna be moving like Solid Snake on Shadow Moses

[Aimless Walker @yuureisen_king]

Guys who call their wives my ______ wife are always best avoided.

You meet a lot of them in tpot.

My 2D wife. My VTuber wife. My clanker wife. My imaginary wife.

She’s just your wife bro, why are you appending these qualifiers in front?

[DP @prastyphylia]

Thanks to my 1-year experience in sales, now I write more to-the-point emails.

[Hoetomo, PAS @lkittendus7]

Email GM Korea:
> gak pakai babibu
> pakai bullet point
> capslock, bold, HIGHLIGHTER KUNING

[DP @prastyphylia]

Oh my gaaawd WW truly is annoying, I literally can’t stand him and I’m only on S4… #BreakingBad

[DP @prastyphylia]

With the BIGGEST smile on his face 😭

[Furious Black Kli 🇧🇧 @Furious_Black]

@MAL___ 🤣🤣🤣

[DP @prastyphylia]

I watch this performance at least once every day. Truly a masterpiece.

[Mystery Parrot (ミスパロ)🦜 @ParrotMystery]

ケンドリック・ラマ―のハーフタイムショーは、アメリカの社会情勢に対する痛烈な批判。
トランプ大統領の面前で行われたという点が圧巻。

以下、ツイート翻訳。
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