Pratik Kulkarni

21st Century Schizoid Man

[Pratik Kulkarni @prat8897]

Starman tried to tell us. He ain't crazy.

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Perhaps when the apple fell on Newton's head, his inner ears got switched on.
Apparently that's what helps us sense gravity

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Ok fine I'm ready for press talks let's go

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Why is the UK not in the news? put some heat on the crown. ww4

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so apparently god had a test for the devil to reenter heaven. It was whether to forgive a person. That person was already declared innocent. And yet the devil declared him guilty. Whether the devil knew already or not idk but I'm just saying, the test was the test

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The instructions were clear: Eve could only eat the apple if it fell from the tree. And it had.

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Time for world war n+1

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I wonder if the snake catcher is the snake

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Guys I think epstein island is the time travellers meet that stephen hawking asked for. Opinion.

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I ain't afraid to say this. Just ask yourselves, has a woman ever asked you for consent? And if you think a guy must be stupid to want consent then you're part of the problem.

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Excuse me Mr.Trump I need a black 6ft tall man to be my big bro and show me how to live life thanx

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I remember the "Wold for the night" song used to be an independent song on YouTube by Birdy Nam Nam, but ever since A$AP took over I can't find the original on YouTube! 😔

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you can pray for jesus as in you can pray for him to get a college degree and you (the prayer) might just get one! but he can't beat the laws of the universe so pls be gentle

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Who came up with the 'Save the Savior' bullshit? These niggas need to go to jail, messing with timelines because something was already written? Now they'll have to stay in the timeline they created or ask for the Savior's forgiveness

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God bless that young kid who sang the n-word. Truly beautiful and touching.

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At this point, saying that someone's opinion is predictable and thus unworthy is itself a predictable opinion and unworthy

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@fortnow can you help me verify if what I have is actually a polynomial time solution to the Traveling Salesman Path problem?
https://t.co/5Dp2xmDwt7

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Guilty feet have got no rhythm!!

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@ankurnagpal I'd like this!

[Anthony Bonato @Anthony_Bonato]

A good one