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@NetflixIndia Yeh panel dekh ke hi lag raha hai episode wahiyat hogi...

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Yeh maar khaa ke hi sudhrega

[Amit Kumar Sindhi @AMIT_GUJJU]

Abhijeet Dipke returned from America claiming, "India mein kranti karunga." 🔥

But after coming to India, this is what he's actually doing:

"Sir ki uniform dikha dijiye." 😭

"Sir ke joote dekhiye." 😭

"Sir tirpal aane dijiye." 😭

"Sir tent ke upar cement ka slab bana dijiye." 🤣👇

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@BiggBoss_Tak Yeh white wala Trans hai kya?

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@aajtak Yeh sofa cum bed kaha le jaa rahe hai?

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@NindaTurtles Yeh sirf dance karne ke liye aata hai roz shaam ko...

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@VarunKrRana Next dance 'Mere Chai Ke Tapri pe' karna' Dahiya bhaiya

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@nexiivexii Hai kaun yeh dono?

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@Sachingupta @dilnawazpasha Yeh Genz maar khaane layak hi hai

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@gharkekalesh Aaj paisa aagaya toh zomato se order karke.
.... Usne hi kalesh karke aur content miljayega

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@prasadvedpathak Arey white patti ch bari hoti hai.... Aata vaatay society cha aath traffic signal asel....

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@nandantechtwts Aaoo sikha deta hun... Aao sikha deta hun

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@TheLallantop Kapil Sharma ka show hai kya? Har Saturday aayega

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@prasadvedpathak Looser....

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@Jeera_Rice Lol

[Ministry of Petroleum and Natural Gas #MoPNG @PetroleumMin]

FAKE NEWS

There are some news reports suggesting a price hike of petrol and diesel. It is hereby clarified that there is no such proposal under consideration by the Government.
Such news items are designed to create fear and panic amongst the citizens and are mischievous and misleading.

In fact, India is the only country where petrol and diesel prices haven’t increased in the last 4 years. Govt of India and Oil PSUs have taken relentless steps in order to insulate the Indian citizens from steep increases in international prices.

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@kumarmanish9 Surat mein COVID ke karan lockdown lag gaya kya?

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@ibmindia20 Yeh video dekhne ke baad bol sakta hun.. Rahul tumse na ho payega beta

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@academy_dinda Aaj poori team ne paneer khaya hoga

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@piersmorgan Agree

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@chandrarsrikant 😂