Prateek Sharan Lall

Si.. Si..

[Prateek Sharan Lall @prateekslall]

For a successful day, I bring with me positive thinking, courage and an aspirin.

[Prateek Sharan Lall @prateekslall]

@aditiraaaj Sabudana jewellery!

[Prateek Sharan Lall @prateekslall]

My mate who couldn't make it to the Airforce would look at this and go "huge difference!"

[Prateek Sharan Lall @prateekslall]

Australopithecus lived around 4 to 2 million years ago, before Homo erectus. Because they had smaller brains and relied more on instinctual behaviors than cognitive decision-making, they used to constantly fight the surgeons in the middle of a surgery.

[Prateek Sharan Lall @prateekslall]

Salary increase discussions -

Project Manager helped,
HR said they doubt it,
Delivery Manager prooved I was alreary paid too much,

Client - "We couldn't've without you!"

#Salary

[Prateek Sharan Lall @prateekslall]

Samsung's S25 newest feature leaked! Galaxy S25 will have a dedicated button to 'F@K OFF BIXBY'!

#Samsung #GalaxyS24Ultra #GalaxyS25Ultra #GalaxyAI #OneUI

[Prateek Sharan Lall @prateekslall]

If you leave A character out, English got just 25 LPHBETS

[Prateek Sharan Lall @prateekslall]

National Testing Agency (NTA) should pass an exam to qualify to conduct exams.

#NEET_परीक्षा #NEET_परीक्षा_परिणाम #NeetRankInflation #JusticeForStudents #NEETRow #NEETFraud

[Prateek Sharan Lall @prateekslall]

Yogi ji, nacha do bulldozer dhool uda ke!

[Prateek Sharan Lall @prateekslall]

आँगन टेढ़ा होने ही वाला है! 😂

#LokSabhaEections2024 #bhartiyajantaparty #indialliance #4june #bjp

[Prateek Sharan Lall @prateekslall]

At 25:
The real proof of pudding is in eating it in

At 45:
The real proof of pudding is in shitting it out

[Prateek Sharan Lall @prateekslall]

@RaushanRRajput I was there, this really happened

[Prateek Sharan Lall @prateekslall]

Are we really going to the sun in the day when we already went to the sun at night? @isro #AdityaL1Launch #Chandrayaan_3

[Prateek Sharan Lall @prateekslall]

@Shehzad_Ind Funniest comments are from the people who don't know how sarcasm works

[Prateek Sharan Lall @prateekslall]

@erbmjha Careful, Peter Pejriwal is a hero

[Prateek Sharan Lall @prateekslall]

@halairporttrfps The award for the most useless phone-line goes to you, sir. Thank you for not being reachable in the time of dire need. No thanks to you, the problem was solved after being stuck at a single place for more than an hour.

[Prateek Sharan Lall @prateekslall]

People who write school as skewl; cool as kewl; kasam se tum sab ekdum chewtiya ho.

[Prateek Sharan Lall @prateekslall]

#JCBkikhudai more on IG: @bhakkk_you 😂 😂 😂

[Prateek Sharan Lall @prateekslall]

This morning in the shuttle, this hand-grip kept Knockin me on my head at the same time mocking me wishing that I have a pleasant day. FUCK YOU HAND-GRIP!

[Prateek Sharan Lall @prateekslall]

Can't wait more! #bryanadamsultimate #Bengaluru