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This is the end of my Twitter run. It’s been a good run. I’m unfortunately moving aside from Twitter as a full time job and moving to South Dakota to work at a Shell gas station. I hope you all support my decision. I’m gone and goodbye followers.

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@VP @Surgeon_General Forgive student loans. I am 600k in debt

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@TomFTW6 Wont give palah an afcon

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@premierleague During my vacation in Egypt, I stopped by the Sahara Desert and a vicious snake confronted me! However, fearful I was not, as the snake introduced himself as none other than Palah. He could not hurt me outside the
penalty box. Marvelous! Not top 100,000 in my books.

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@LFCmike_ If Erik ten Hag is not sacked within the next 24 hours, I will no longer be a United fan. I can't stand bottlers like ten Hag at my club. Bring back Ole gunnar and we will win the Premier league.

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@Rap Lil dirt

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@UTDTrey -employs greenwood

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@amitttrmfc @LFC

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Congratulations @MCFC on winning the @PremierLeague title. We’ll be aiming to get the trophy back next season. #mufc

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@RamboCR7_ @Xaviiscooking @royaanoRMCF @Ronaldo__Prop @LaPulgafan10 @ESPNFC Atleast he doesnt assault 7 year olds

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@HonestPenaldo Not the first time my idol smashed something without consent

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@ManUtd @Cristiano I’m shaking rn. My 2 year old transgender son just said his first words. He said “Is true that penaldo is a finished pen merchant?” and i said “yes son”. I couldn’t lie to him. It was one of the realest moments of my life.

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@HonestPenaldo My idol missed an open goal 😭😭😭

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@UTDTrey I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my party because of the game. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This team has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye Penited. I am no longer a fan.

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@TrollFootball I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Manchester when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application, I asked him to show me his skills and experience but he just started diving and asking for pens and tapins, I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.

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@premierleague Small club lost against middlesbrough

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@lizzo Salad is healthy

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@ManUtd I was sweating, doing everything in my capacity to complete my exam paper. I raised my hand up while shouting “I’ve Penaldo!”

That’s when my teacher knew I was finished.

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@GreatRatios @RatiosFailed Not great

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@ManUtd @SirBobby I’m shaking rn. My 2 year old transgender son just said his first words. He said “Is true that penaldo is a finished pen merchant?” and i said “yes son”. I couldn’t lie to him. It was one of the realest moments of my life.