pratishank

thug it out

[pratishank @pratishank]

मेरी खूबियों को तुम तभी अहमियत दोगे जिस दिन मेरे ऐबो से रूबरू होगे।।

[Jahazi @Oye_Jahazi]

I support roz ka dihadi culture. Shaam ko paise deke logout karwaya karo employees se.

[pratishank @pratishank]

there is no point , everything is fucking useless , this twitter feed , my insta stories nothing is gonna bring to me what I want , and there is no means for me to get it.
Lets be realistic for once
And start acting deterministic
Real investments real efforts
Real results.

[pratishank @pratishank]

@Arjandhillon19 Idol🙇

[AjiHaan @AjiHaaan]

@kkstau जिस महफ़िल में हमारे लिए एक कुर्सी भी न बची,
वो महफ़िल राख हो जाए, हमें क्या फ़र्क़ पड़ता है - ताऊ पूर्वांचली 😄

[pratishank @pratishank]

quick thought are we becoming more intolerable towards heat as a society with mass prevalence of AC in common places or the heat index due to increasing vehicular emissions and rapid infrastructure development is now the main point?

[Shashank Kumar @shashank_kr]

We recently built an AI assistant inside @Razorpay called Slash.
It reads our entire codebase, debugs production incidents, reviews specs, writes code, reviews every single PR, answer tech queries and also raises PRs for small features.

It's easily accessible through Slack. We can tag it in any Slack thread, describe the problem in English, and it gets to work.

Six weeks ago, Slash handled 122 tasks in its first week. Last week it handled 14000+. Queries, analysis, bug fixes, PR reviews, test runs and work that earlier lived across scattered tools and teams can now be done with Slash right within Slack. 1000+ people used it in a single week because it got their work done faster. The whole adoption has been completely organic.

The numbers from last week have been very encouraging - 14,854 tasks completed. 2,150 PRs raised, 1,152 merged, 45% of those PRs shipped with zero human rework.

A payout gets stuck mid-retry during a live incident, an engineer tags Slash and within seconds, it cross-references logs with code and pinpoints a state machine bug blocking the retry-to-failed state transition. Tells the team exactly which logs to check and how to resolve the incident.

With its K8s analyzer skill, Slash scanned a single namespace, right-sized all 11 workers using 48-hour P95 pod metrics, and raised the PR. One run saved $560/month.

A marketing banner bug was fixed with few prompt iterations with a PR raised, merged to prod and deployed in minutes. No front-end developer touched the code.

Security teams ran static security testing and remediation through Slash at org scale. Thousands of findings were purged and many more got validated autonomously.

But Slash isn't just an engineering tool.

Account managers now trace stuck customer payments and integration failures through Slash instead of pinging engineers on Slack. L2 product support tickets get triaged by Slash before they reach engineering.

250+ non-engineers ran thousands of sessions last week. PMs used it for research on our payments infra, customer interviews and product features sometimes raising PRs of their own. Analytics teams built SQL pipelines. 11% of all sessions came from people outside tech and product.

On our company bakkar (watercooler) Slack thread, someone asked Slash jokingly to assign tasks to everyone and it responded in the same tone. It seamlessly started participating in inside jokes and conversations.

The quality compounds with use. Engineers who shipped 11+ Slash PRs averaged a 63% merge rate without rework. First-timers averaged 37%. Across the org, human review comments per PR have dropped more than 40% with Slash starting to do in-depth review of every single change.

We're still early. Large cross-repo refactors, fully agentic sdlc and plan mode are next. But Slash has already changed how people at Razorpay build, debug, and ship every day.

[fab @nolantenct]

johnny sack erasure will not stand

[ً @spikecrush]

the less i know the better

[Ankur Bisen @AnkurBisen1]

Babur wrote in his memoirs of his grief at the treeless plains of Hindustan.

Had it been a Mughal project, it would have flowed with water bodies like veins, covered with Damascus roses, marigolds, jasmine, tulips.

It would be covered with canopies of mango, neem, citrus trees & even Chinars

But then we hate everything of babur & sons. What better way to despise them than this wonder.

[pratishank @pratishank]

This will is a little piece of my heart

[pratishank @pratishank]

they should be renamed as Larsen and Turbo (Gadhaiya Majdoor Sangh) Infra Movers and Packers.
Good night

[pratishank @pratishank]

nobody talks in simple language anymore , not in corporate not in politics not in podcasts everyone tries to make such an arrangement of words which makes sense at the first glance but later on you realise it was just a mess of words put together to put forward a low iq take.

[pratishank @pratishank]

The writer above is a pure hypocrite he does everything which he preaches not to do. But at 12:48 in the midnight even the pig writes sonnets for his lover and the donkeys write theoram and proofs on why they are the absolute economic spine to the Himalayan infrastructure and