pratyush chauhan

Writer, dreamer, procrastinator.
I tweet on Football, socio-political issues and, occasionally, WWE

[pratyush chauhan @prats1992]

@dbcxptures One game without a goal and these vultures come out to gather ragebait impressions

[pratyush chauhan @prats1992]

@chrismd10 Remind me how many retakes it takes you to finally capture one that goes in?

[pratyush chauhan @prats1992]

@pepcalma Kelechi Iheanacho?

[pratyush chauhan @prats1992]

@JamesMelville Hope Gabriel Clarke enjoys his 15 minutes of fame for trying to stir up unnecessary beef between the manager and England's star player. Hope the payout from ITV, for getting this scoop, is worth hampering your own country's chances of winning the WC 👍🏻👍🏻

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You cannot convince me that a manager like the current one wouldn't have led a Belgian golden generation comprising of prime Hazard, KDB, Lukaku, Benteke, Vertonghen, Alderwierel, Witsel, Mertens etc to win a World cup or at least a European championship

#stillsalty

[pratyush chauhan @prats1992]

Pretty sure if this game was at 4am it would've been an absolute banger

#SUICOL

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@_amitbehere Nah, fair. I like Pushpa and totally get the Football diss, since I do the same for sports that I don't like

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This US hate watch is going swimmingly so far. Belgium aren't here to play #BELUSA

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The theories regarding Portugal purposefully not trying to win their last league game to get European opponents might just be true. They've looked way more comfortable facing Croatia, Spain than they ever did facing Colombia, DRC
#PORSPA

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@Swaggs865300 @BosniaNTBall Yea, clearly unlike the strong, old donut who starts a war with a country to distract being in the paedo files, causes the cost of living in his country to soar and then agrees to pay $300 billion to get out of the same war 😂
We're happy with our weak, sane men

[pratyush chauhan @prats1992]

@Hardism Same way we quit the Asia cup in protest instead of playing against the nation that killed our countrymen? Oh wait ...

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@forthright_IND @FabrizioRomano @CazeTVOficial Remind me of the religion of the country where your goat won the world cup, helped by the officials of the same country, you bigoted piss fart?

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@Swaggs865300 @BosniaNTBall And you can be sure King Charles or Starmer won't be tweeting about it, if it does. That's the difference

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@Swaggs865300 @BosniaNTBall Well, then let's hope that Quansah's red gets overturned as well, if it's this fair

[pratyush chauhan @prats1992]

@signulll Who cares about them caring about football. They can keep cheering for their hand egg with a dozen commercial breaks and 12 minutes of actual action

[pratyush chauhan @prats1992]

This Kane's interview is becoming a meme for the ages 😂😂

[pratyush chauhan @prats1992]

@JacksonNSFW @BosniaNTBall Beat them with 10 men at the Azteca. Tell your paedo President to overturn that, you schmuck 😂

[Yannick Bolasie @YannickBolasie]

All I’ll say is if this was AFCON and they let a man play after he got a red card, the nonsense being said would be crazy

[pratyush chauhan @prats1992]

Are you seriously telling me that Quansah defends better than Trent?
#MEXENG