Chris Pratt

[Chris Pratt @prattcj]

@Telegraph The ‘cock up’ of the alarm system is nothing compared to the shambles of Surrey County Council’s attempt to introduce a digital system for residents’ on street parking permits.😂😂

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This morning’s news that the @BBCSingers 6 months short of its centenary is to be cut entirely is utterly appalling and testimony to the increasingly philistine nature of the powers that be at the BBC. Stephen would have been devastated and very angry.

[Chris Pratt @prattcj]

@EmmaCleobury @BBCSingers The petition to save it has nearly 35,000 signatures! Add yours!!

[Chris Pratt @prattcj]

@BBCSO I’ve got the first three preludes of the forty-eight from memory. I will NEVER manage the fugues!!

[Chris Pratt @prattcj]

@EmmaCleobury @BBCRadio4 @StPaulsLondon Everyone talks over music these days. Congregations regard the Communion Anthem as a chance to chat. Jess Gillan has a whole Radio 3 programme devoted to chit-chatting over great music!

[Chris Pratt @prattcj]

@BBCRadio3 How do I get a concert mentioned on Radio 3?

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https://t.co/UXPTeCEICc

[Chris Pratt @prattcj]

First concert 21/22 season.
Sat. 23rd October. 7.30.
Fiona Harrison. Guitar.
( See Facebook Page for full programme).

[Chris Pratt @prattcj]

@edballs He can conduct as well as dance!!

[Chris Pratt @prattcj]

@MattCartoonist @Telegraph Clearly another Zaphod Beeblebrox!

[Chris Pratt @prattcj]

@MattCartoonist @Telegraph A bit like Spike Milligan’s apocryphal(?) gravestone joke,”I told you I was ill!”- and as poignant!!

[Chris Pratt @prattcj]

@sarahgailbrand I can sense it in myself. I guess musicians need people. An audience is a vital part of a good performance- but it’s more than that. There’s something telepathic beyond even the notes- a much more fundamental human need. A sense of “What’s it all about”.

[Chris Pratt @prattcj]

@DouglasKMurray Why was this recommended for me?

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@AmicusOrchestra @schizoidmuso And when you’ve worked out that the first set = 5 crotchets and the following Db is worth three of them the rest of the orchestra is down the pub!

[Chris Pratt @prattcj]

Who generates “recommended for you notifications” and how can I block them?

[Chris Pratt @prattcj]

@bbcstrictly Craig was quite right! Kelvin’s stride length in the Viennese Waltz put him just behind the beat although he recovered. Sorry other judges!!

[Chris Pratt @prattcj]

@duolingo Could I also flag up the random “double points” tests which appear not to be optional!
They seem to introduce vocabulary and grammar that are SO far beyond the normal exercises. What is the logic? I got into trouble by suggesting my method of screenshotting the correct answers!

[Chris Pratt @prattcj]

@duolingo What does unlimited health on Duolingo Plus mean. No more expensive health top ups?

[Chris Pratt @prattcj]

Ridiculous time for “It Takes Two”!! Why?? We’ll have to watch it on Catch-Up/ record it- but will NEVER watch it at 5.15. Thoughts everyone??